30 Funny Mario Jokes

Here are 30 funny Mario jokes and the best Mario puns to crack you up. These jokes about Mario are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of Mario dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Mario, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this Mario humor with others.

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• Mario puns
• Mario one liners
• Best Mario jokes
• Final thoughts

Mario puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about Mario that are also awesome Mario jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. Why couldn’t Mario find his kart? It was Toad.
2. What’s Mario’s favorite bagel flavor? Ses-a-ME. Mario.
3. What’s the sequel to Mario Sunshine? Mario Sunburnt.
4. How do Koopas tell Mario they have Peach? They use a Shell-phone.
5. What is Mario’s favorite move in basketball? A jump shot.

6. Why was Toad invited to Mario’s party? Because he’s a Fun-gi.
7. What did Mario say to Princess Peach in the underground? I Lava You.
8. What dessert do they serve in Super Mario? Princess Peach Pie.
9. Why did the boy want a chocolate milk mustache? To look like Super Mario.
10. Have you ever heard the music for Super Mario Galaxy? It’s out of this world.

11. What do you call Mario on strings? A Mario-nette.
12. What is Mario’s favorite brand of chocolate milk? Yoo-hoo.
13. What does Princess Peach use to get things off the high shelf? A toad stool.
14. What basketball team do Koopas cheer for and that Mario thinks sucks? The Shelltics.
15. What does Bowser and the desert levels in Mario games have in common? Both have angry suns.

Mario one liners

Here are some great Mario joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about Mario.

16. I mustache Mario a question. But I’ll shave it for later.
17. Mario games are unforgiving. There’s not mushroom for error.
18. EA are releasing a new Mario game. It’s called Pay-Per-Mario.
19. One night Mario woke up to find bowser in bed with him. Now that’s what I call a Nintendo switch.
20. People say Mario is “unrealistic”. But if an Italian man jumped on my head I would die and he would take any coins I have.

Best Mario jokes

These next funny Mario puns are some of our best jokes and puns about Mario!

21. When is Mario’s birthday? MAR10.
22. What’s Mario’s favorite musical? Mamma Mia.
23. Does Mario’s Kart need to eat? No, Mario Kart 8.
24. What do you call the mother who gave birth to Super Mario? Mario Maker.
25. Mario is breaking up with Princess Peach. Peach: Is it me? Mario: No, it’s-a not-a you, it’s-a me, Mario.

26. How does Mario surf the internet? With web Bowsers.
27. What did Mario use to talk to the Boos? A LuWigi board.
28. Why is Mario so energetic? He’s the first 1-up in the morning.
29. Why did the two ghosts attack Mario? To give him a boo-boo.
30. Why was Mario coughing a lot? Something went down the wrong tube.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about Mario, we hope you had a good laugh.

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