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31 Funny Jungle Puns

ByChe Lewis Updated on

I was scrolling through photos from a zoo trip I did with my family and so thought it was time to review all my animal joke posts like this jungle jokes list. I have put together this set of jungle puns with a few I wrote myself. All human-made. If you’ve got a good one, drop it in the comments and I’ll check it out.

Cartoon graphic of lots of jungle animals about to run in all directions from the centre on a blue background.

Jungle puns

  1. Why shouldn’t you trust the king of the jungle? He’s always lion.
  2. What’s yellow, swings through the jungle, and smells of almonds? Tarzipan.
  3. Why should you never trick a jungle bird? Because toucan play at that game.
  4. What do you call the King of the Jungle’s reflection? A copycat.
  5. What do you get when you cross an avocado with The Jungle Book? Guacamowgli
  1. What’s a monkey’s favorite Christmas carol? Jungle Bells.
  2. Why are divorce rates so high in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs.
  3. Why should you be careful in the jungle? There are lots of crook-o-diles.
  4. What do you need for a wedding in the jungle? A flower gorilla and a ring bear.
  5. Why does the lion say “I’m the king of the jungle”? Because he has mane character syndrome.
  1. What kind of jungle snake would you find on a car? A windshield viper.
  2. Why do koalas do all the admin in the jungle? They have the right koalafications.
  3. What is the difference between a freshly made pizza and a hungry jungle tiger? One tastes delicious to you and you taste delicious to one.
Cartoon graphic of jungle animals walking between plants and grass on a blue background.

Jungle one liners

  1. The jungle was filled with diverse but selfish animals. It was a vibrant egosystem.
  2. There was a jungle party happening in the night. The monkeys agreed to bring the chimps and dip.
  3. All the birds in the jungle were worried because one of their friends was sat owl by himself.
  4. The other day I got lost in the jungle, but luckily I had a compass with me. So I was able to draw perfect circles with a pencil.
  1. The jungle is such a supportive place. All the plants are rooting for you.
  2. I tried copying my best friend’s test concerning jungle cats and he called me a cheetah.
  3. You should never do maths in the jungle. Because if you add four and four, you might get ate.
  4. The tiger came went to the salon. Now, other animals of the jungle call him ‘Shaved Khan.’
Cartoon graphic of a bunch of jungle animals between leaves on a blue background.

Best jungle jokes

  1. What’s the most confused animal in the jungle? The polar bear.
  2. What does a tiger drive around the jungle? A furr-ari.
  3. What do fashionable apes wear in the jungle? Dolce and Banana.
  4. How do you do a deal in the jungle? You snake on it.
  5. In which jungle should you always have an umbrella? The rainforest.
  1. Where can you buy a jungle? Amazon.
  2. Where do monkeys go to work out? The jungle gym.
  3. What do you call a lion who rules the jungle? An Emperoar.
  4. How do elephants stay cool in the hot jungle? Ear conditioning.
  5. How do you make a toasted sandwich in the jungle? Put it under a gorilla.
Cartoon graphic of jungle animals sitting on a rock on a blue background.

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Hi! I'm Che, and I hope you enjoy these jokes as much as me. These jokes lists are curated by me alone. I handpick the jokes for quality, create some myself or add ones that have been contributed by readers like you.

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