30 Funny Desert Puns

Here are 30 funny desert jokes and the best desert puns to crack you up. These jokes about deserts are great desert jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of desert dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about deserts, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this desert humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about deserts that are also awesome desert jokes for adults and kids to be told!

Want to hear a dry joke? A desert.
What is the best thing to take to the desert? A thirst-aid kit.
What is sweet and sticky and crosses the desert? A caramel.
Why can’t you starve in the desert? Because of all the sand which is there.
What is brown, hairy, lives in the desert, has four legs, two humps, and is full of cement? A camel – I put in the cement just to make it harder.

What is a desert nomad’s favorite cheese? Camelbert.
What did one sand dune say to the other sand dune? I will never desert you.
What do Christmas and a cat in the desert have in common? They both have Sandy Claws.
What did the explorer say when he found water in three different places in desert? Well, well, well.
What did the barber need to survive in a desert? He needed some scissors and some hairspray because they are the hair necessities in his life.

Here are some great desert joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about deserts.

The desert sun is brilliant. It has over a hundred degrees.
No kings and queens rule over deserts because there is a lack of rain.
When I met my sibling in the Sahara desert, I shouted out, “Oasis!
If you are going to a desert, make sure your pack has a thirst-aid kit.
A woman rides through the desert on her camel. She drops her water bottle and her camel falls over and dies. It was the straw that broke the camel’s back.

I have a friend who constantly make jokes about deserts. He has such a dry humor.
When a camel needs to hide in the desert, they usually camel-flage themselves.
The Sahara desert walks into a bar. The barman says “long time no sea.
If you accidentally fall into an oasis in the desert, you should most definitely dry for help.
Just in case you get stranded on a desert island, just make a bonfire. It is a shore-fire way to attract attention.

Did you hear about the couple getting ready for a day in the desert? They were dunesday preppers.
There was a magical young lady, eating lunch in the desert. It was a sand witch.
Two balloons were floating around a desert. One said to the other, “look, a cactussssssss…”
Two cowboys are lost in the desert when one sees a tree draped in bacon. He yells “it’s a bacon tree” then runs to it and is shot. It wasn’t a bacon tree it was a Ham Bush.
A man was asked what one thing would he take with him to a desert? He replied, ‘My car door. That way, if I get hot, I can just roll my window down.’

These next funny desert puns are some of our best jokes and puns about deserts!

All jokes about deserts fall under dry humor.
What kind of gardening do people do in a desert? Tumble weeding.
How do you get rid of a Witch in the desert? I usually toast my sand Witches.
What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert? Very tired feet.
What is brown, hairy, lives in the desert, has four legs, two humps, and is full of concrete? A camel. We put in the concrete to make the riddle harder.