100 Best Deez Nuts Jokes

Guess what! Deez just released a new collection of jokes! ‘Deez who?’ ‘Deez nuts!’ Whether you’re looking to snicker, chuckle, or just sprinkle a bit of humor into your day, you’ve hit the jackpot. So sit back, read on and crack up.

Funny Deez Nuts jokes

Here is our full list of hilarious Deez Nuts jokes. After each joke, don’t forget to shout the legendary words, “got’em!” at the top of your lungs.

1. Something came in the mail today for you. What is it? Deez nuts. (Got ‘eeeem!)
2. I heard you got two Ds in math. No, I didn’t? You got deez nuts.
3. Have you seen the new movie called Bofa? No, what is it about? Bofa deez nuts.
4. Are you a fan of parodies? Sure. Well, you will love a pair of deez nuts.
5. Have you ever gone to a trade expo? Yes. Well expose deez nuts then.

6. Do you know a guy named Barry? No. Well, Barry deez nuts.
7. Go sit on that over there. Sit on what? Sit on deez nuts.
8. It’s been a long time since we saw Heidi. Heidi who? You can hide deez nuts.
9. Hope is all we have. What are you talking about? Hope deez nuts can fit in your mouth.
10. Landon is a crazy. Who is Landon? Landon deez nuts.

11. Can I borrow your pen? Why don’t you borrow deez nuts?
12. Have you seen my new hoodie anywhere? What hoodie? Who deez nuts.
13. Have you ever been to Chewons? No. What’s Chewons? Chew on deez nuts.
14. Guess who I saw hanging out together? Who? Deez nuts.
15. Roses are red, Covid is worse than the flu, can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?

16. Have you heard about my friend Willya? No. Well willya suck deez nuts.
17. What is Mr. Peanut’s favorite meme? deez nuts.
18. Are you into fitness? Yes. Fit deez nuts in your mouth.
19. Are you going this afternoon? Going where? Down on deez nuts.
20. What kind of nuts get bad grades? deez nuts.

21. We need to soak these. Soak what? Soak deez nuts.
22. I can’t control it. Control what?  Control how big deez nuts are.
23. I need some of these. Some of what? Some of deez nuts.
24. Why are you leaving them here? Leaving what? Leaving deez nuts in your mouth.
25. Do you want to borrow these? Borrow what? Borrow deez nuts.

26. Who is Barbie’s boyfriend? Ken. Ken you fit deez nuts in your mouth?
27. Knock knock, who’s there? Grabba? Grabba who? Grabba deez nuts.
28. Don’t sit on that. Sit on what? Sit on deez nuts.
29. How do you say “Yes” in Spanish? Si? Si deez nuts.
30. Do you like New York Yankees? No. How about you yank on deez nuts.

31. Hey, do you smell that? No? It smells like deez nuts.
32. Guys, I just got diagnosed with SoDN! What’s that? Suck on deez nuts.
33. Have you met dee’s friend Phillip? Phillip who? Phillip on deez nuts.
34. This sucks. What sucks? You suck on deez nuts.
35. Did you know I’m moving? Moving where? Moving deez nuts in your mouth.

36. Tell Eileen. Eileen who? I’ll lean back so you can see deez nuts.
37. What are you making for lunch? Deez nuts
38. What do you think about Mandy? Who’s Mandy? Man, deez nuts look good.
39. Do you want to lie down? Lie down on deez nuts.
40. I think Dee is hitting on me. Who is Dee? Deez Nuts.

41. I think there’s a goblin in my clothes. A goblin? Yes, goblin deez nuts.
42. Do you like Dee? Who? lick deez nuts?
43. Do you know Justin? Justin Bieber? Justin Time for deez nuts.
44. Can you move that? Move what? Move deez nuts.
45. Want to check these out? Check what out? Deez nuts.

46. Are you having both of these? Both of what? Both of deez nuts.
47. I think you need some of these. Some of what? Some of deez nuts.
48. Can you imagine dragons flying? Yes? Then Imagine dragging deez nuts across your mouth.
49. Are you a squirrel? Because you can have deez nuts.
50. Do you like Megamind? Well I hope you don’t Megamind me putting Deez nuts in your mouth.

51. I need some of these. Some of what? Some of deez nuts.
52. Have you heard of Putin? Yes, of course. Well, put in deez nuts.
53. Hey, are you hungry? Yes. Well you can have some of deez nuts.
54. What’s for breakfast today? Deez nuts.
55. Do you know Phil? Phil who?  Phil deez nuts!

56. Why are B and C afraid of D? Because deez nuts.
57. Are you a fan of pudding? Yes. How about pudding deez nuts in your mouth?
58. Hey, Dee was asking about you. Who is Dee? Deez nuts.
59. Can you say Disney but replace ‘ey’ with ‘uts’? Dis-nuts
60. You need a break. A break from what? A break from deez nuts.

61. Do you like Wendy’s? Yes, why? Great, you are going to love when deez nuts hit your face.
62. My back hurts. Why? From carrying around deez nuts.
63. Do you remember when? When what? When deez nutz were pressed up against your chin.
64. I’m hungry. Well, I have some of Deez nuts.
65. Do you know Howard Dee? No. How-ar deez nuts?

66. Do you want to play? Play what? Play with deez nuts.
67. Do you know Candice? Candice who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
68. I wanted to ask you something about Kenya. What? Kenya fit deez nuts in your mouth?
69. Do you like dragons? Yeah. Well, I’ll be dragging deez nuts across your face.
70. You missed a bit of that bofa on your cheek. What’s bofa? Bofa deez nuts.

71. Would you like 2 CDs? To see deez nuts.
72. Did you hear about what happened in Norway? No? Norway deez nuts can fit in your mouth.
73. Hey, do you like Chef Boyardee? Who is that? Chef Boy-Are-Deez nuts tasty.
74. Do you want to play with that? Play with what? Play with deez nuts.
75. Do you know Sakkon? Who? Sakkon deez nuts.

76. Do you like Wendys? No. You will when-Deez nuts drag on your forehead.
77. Are you leaving that? Leaving what? Leaving deez nuts in your mouth?
78. What is the easiest command you can teach your dog? Roll over? Roll over deez nuts.
79. What is the easiest command you can teach your dog? Sit down? Sit down on deez nuts.
80. Do you want to move in? Move in on deez nuts.

81. My favorite type of orange juice is Sunny D. Do you like it? No, I’ve never tried Sunny D. Sunny deez nuts.
82. Would you like to have some of my goodies? What do you have? A bag of good Deez Nuts.
83. Would you like taste a new ice cream topping? Sure. Well, you can see how deez nuts taste.
84. I met a person from out of town today. They are Ugondese. Is that a country? Oh, just look up Ugon Deez Nuts.
85. Do you know what 2×4 is? Eight. Well, eight deez nuts

86. Are you hungry? Want to grab something to eat? Sure. Well, you can have some of deez nuts.
87. Do you know what tugboats are? A kind of boat? Yes, tug on deez nuts.
88. Have you seen that new movie called House of D. No what is it about? It’s about a House of Deez nuts.
89. Are tulips your favorite flower? No, not really. Well you are going to love your two lips on deez nuts.
90. I wonder what will happen with DN after the election. What’s DN? Deez nuts.

Best Deez Nuts jokes

These next funny deez nuts puns are some of our favorite jokes about deez nuts!

91. You have UCD right? What is UCD? UC-Deez nuts.
92. If 1 plus 1 equals 2, and apple plus sauce equals applesauce, what’s almond plus pistachio? What? The sum of deez nuts.
93. My girlfriend just got diagnosed with DN. Dang, what’s DN? Deez nuts.
94. Name the first three letters of the Alphabet? A, B, C. Deez nuts.
95. Do you know Mr. Felfor? No, why? Because you fell for deez nuts.

96. Do you know what they use in movies to imitate the sound of galloping horses? No? Deez nuts.
97. You need to shut up before you end up like Ken. Ken, who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
98. Have you heard of e10? No, what’s that? E10 deez nuts.
99. I can’t believe they have been together for almost 28 years (your age). Who has? Deez nuts.
100. I’m sorry. Sorry for what? For giving you too much of deez nuts.

Origin of Deez Nuts jokes

Welven Harris is known as the Deez Nuts Guy after a youtube video was released in 2015. Nicknamed Welven Da Great, he made internet history and became a viral internet sensation after the video went viral. 

Welven recorded a phone call of him calling his dad and asking if something had come in the mail today. When his dad replied by asking, “What?”, Welven delivered the prank call punchline “Deez Nuts,” followed by his funny reaction and him yelling out, “Got’eeeem!”.

While Welven popularized “deez nuts,” the term was originally known for being used by Dr. dre. He used them in his original song ‘Deeez Nuuuts‘ in the 90s album The Chronic. 

Today many create their own versions of these jokes about a man’s crown jewels. Most recently, deez nuts meme and deez nuts pranks are also filmed and shared on social media sites such as TikTok.   

In 2015, someone ran a Deez Nuts satirical presidential campaign for the 2016 US presidential election. Deez Nuts received 9% of the vote when running against Hillary Clinton (38%) and Donald Trump (40%). It turned out that Deez Nuts was a 15-year-old Iowa native named Brady Olson who did not like Clinton or Trump as potential presidents.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these incredible deez nuts jokes, we hope you had a good laugh.

The fun with deez nuts jokes is all in the setup. ‘Deez nuts’ is the punchline of a setup joke. You confuse the person and typically make them say ‘What?’, then you follow it up with the punchline that includes ‘deez nuts’. This is often followed up with saying ‘Got’eeeem’ for the full effect.

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• Rabbit puns
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