32 Funny Bowl Puns

Here are 32 funny bowl jokes and the best bowl puns to crack you up. These jokes about bowls are great jokes for kids and adults.

Bowl puns

Here is our top list of bowl dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about bowls, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this bowl humor with others.

How does Salvador Dali start his mornings? With a bowl of “Surreal.
What are you gonna bring to the super bowl party? A big spoon.
What did Forrest Gump say to his bowl of pasta? I love you, penne!
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine? I love you pho real.
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty? We’ve hit guac bottom.

Here are some great bowl joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about bowls.

Cereal first or milk first? Neither. Bowl first.
Holey metal bowl, batman. For the last time, Robin, it’s called a colander.
My wife asked me if I’d seen the cat bowl. I said I didn’t know he could.
I don’t mind breakfast in bed. But I prefer it in a bowl.
Yo mama was so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon, some cereal, and some milk to the Super Bowl.
I peed on the side of the bowl so that it makes no noise when I pee and they kicked me out of the restaurant immediately.

These next funny bowl puns are some of our best jokes and puns about bowls!

What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl? Sundays.
What do you call a hen staring at a bowl of shredded lettuce? Chicken sees a salad.
Why did the monster put the cook in a bowl? He wanted a chef salad.
Why did the woman eat a bowl of blueberries at the bank? She wanted to eat rich food.
What do you call it when you accidentally put Vietnamese noodles in a coffee mug instead of a bowl? A pho cup.