30 Funny Leopard Puns
I’ve been stockpiling my favorite leopard jokes for years and cutting the ones that don’t earn their spots. These leopard puns are reviewed by me and I make my own jokes to and add them to this list (if they are funny enough). hope you enjoy the list, share with someone you know and if you’ve got a good joke, send it my way.
Leopard puns
- Why did the leopard go to the eye doctor? Because she was seeing spots.
- What did the leopard say after eating a deer? Man, that hit the spot.
- What do leopards sing at Christmas? Jungle Bells.
- What’s the difference between a leopard and a lion? A leopard has the mane part missing.
- What did the tiger say to the leopard at the poker game? You better not be a cheetah.
- Why is it hard to find a leopard in Africa? They don’t want to be spotted.
- Where does a leopard sleep? Anywhere she wants to.
- What’s a leopard’s favorite day? Chews-day.
- Did you hear about the incident at the leopard enclosure? It was a cat-astrophe.
- Did you hear about the leopard whose fur was bleached solid white? It was recently spotted.
- What’s the biggest thing that separates jaguars from leopards? The Pacific Ocean.
- What do you call a big cat who likes rock music? Def Leppard.
- How does a leopard stop a video? By pressing paws.
- Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt? So he wouldn’t be spotted.
- Why don’t the animals in the zoo like to play games with the leopard? They all think he’s a cheetah.
Leopard one liners
Here are some great leopard joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about leopards.
- I spotted a cougar at the zoo today. Now it looks like a leopard.
- I thought I spotted a leopard once. But it turns out they’re born that way.
- I can’t remember if I had a cheetah or a leopard when I was a kid. My memory is kind of spotty.
- I just got scammed by an Irish cat, but I should have known. It was your classic leopard con.
- I think I know why spotted leopards are endangered. They can never sneak up on their prey.
Best leopard jokes
- Have you ever eaten leopard? The taste is spot on.
- What happens after a leopard takes a long shower? He’s spotless.
- What do leopards enjoy every afternoon? A spot of tea.
- Which side of a leopard has more spots? The outside.
- What did the leopard say after eating his lunch? That hit the spot.
- What do you call a leopard with a photocopier? A copycat.
- How do you spot a leopard? You don’t, they come that way.
- What do you call a pile of leopards? A meow-tain.
- Where do leopards listen to their favorite digital music? Spotify.
- What do you get when you cross a big cat and a sloth? A slow leopard.
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