22 Funny Peacock Jokes

Peacocks are pretty cool one of a kind birds. The males look amazing trying to flaunt their amazing feathers off to prospective partners. I don’t have the looks of a peacock, so I had to try be funny to get the girl.. jokes on my wife though because I am neither good looking or funny.

Anyway, here is a list of peacock jokes you can try to impress someone with. All these peacock puns have been gathered by me, reviewed for funniness, and added to with a few originals. Let me know your favorites in the comments.

Also, here is a cool pic I took of a peacock when i went on a trip with my family 🙂

Peacock puns

1. Where do peacocks go when they lose their tails? A re-tail store.
2. How do you disperse a group of peacocks? Tell them to fan out.
3. What side of a peacock has the most feathers? The outside.
4. Why should you never play football with a peacock? They always fowl.

6. What’s got two feet, one head and 100 eyes? A peacock.
7. What do you call a peacock in a hot country? A self powered fan.
8. What do you give a sick peacock? Tweetment.
9. Why do emperors have peacocks in their gardens? Elephants would squash the flowers.
10. What do you call a peacock with a cold? A stuffed animal.

Peacock one liners

11. I love peacocks. I’m a huge fan.
12. If you keep peacocks in a petting zoo. You’ve got to expect some fowl-play.
13. Peacocks are the best tour guides. They’ve always got a bird’s eye view.
14. Now is the best time to buy a peacock, I hear they’re going cheep.
15. A scientist wanted the day to go faster, so he tied a clock to a peacock. Time flew for a moment.

Best peacock jokes

16. Did you hear the story about the peacock? It’s a beautiful tale.
17. What do you get if you cross a vegetable and a chicken? A peacock.
18. Why is the number ‘9’ like a peacock? It’s nothing without its tail.
19. What’s got a cool tail and is always looking at you from a hiding spot? A peek-cock.

21. What do you call a baby peacock? A chickpea.
22. Where do you find a peacock? In between peanuts.
23. What does a peacock say when it’s cold? Brrrrrrrd.
24. What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a peacock? A sharp dresser.

If you want to hear more funny animal puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Possum jokes
• Hamster puns
• Jokes about the zoo
• Unicorn jokes for kids