35 Funny Salt Jokes

Salt is usually a flavor enhancer, but today its here to enhance your laughs. So take a pinch of one of these salt jokes I have put together and pass it on to your friends, family or co-workers.

All these salt puns are human made (no AI!) and I triple check all of them! So that way you always get the best lists of jokes and you’re not having to sift through ones that don’t make sense!

Salt puns

1. What kind of salt do gymnasts use? Somersalt.
2. How did the salt’s friend survive the apocalypse? She was a doomsday pepper.
3. Why do whales only swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze.
4. How come a ring of salt surrounds the rim of a margarita glass? To keep the spirits from escaping.
5. What food can help you improve your intelligence? Salt, because it’s a mined food.

6. What do you call a war hero coated in salt? A seasoned veteran.
7. What is a chefs weapon of choice? A salt rifle.
8. What did the pepper say to the table salt? Why you Sodium fine.
9. What did the salt say after it was pepper-sprayed? That’s nothing to sneeze at.
10. Did you hear about the chef that threw salt, flour and water in a person’s eyes? He was charged with a salt and battering.

11. Why did the black pepper get arrested? Aggravated a salt.
12. What do you call it when salt says hello to rosemary? Seasons greetings.
13. What are the four seasons? Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
14. When Mr. Salt has back pain, who does he go to? Dr. Pepper.

16. What type of salt has the best vision? See salt.
17. What kind of fish is only made of salt. A tu-na.
18. What do you have if you have NaCl and NiCd? A salt and battery.
19. Did you hear about the peanut that walked into the police station? It claims it was a salted.
20. What did the salt say to the hand? Quit pinching me.

Salt one liners

21. I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
22. I thought about making a joke about salt. Then I thought Na, that doesn’t sound fun.
23. I had dinner once with a chess Grand Master in a restaurant with checked tablecloths. It took her two hours to pass me the salt.
24. My friend accidentally got salt in his papercut. Talk about adding insalt to injury.

26. I just thought that it was sodium funny when you said that salt pun at dinner.
27. Don’t open the email you receive with the subject of “Pork, Salt, and Fat”. It’s spam.
28. If you want to exterminate snails in your yard, your best bet is with an a-salt rifle.
29. I inherited hypertension from my father. He always was taking everything with a grain of salt.

Best salt jokes

36. What’s the opposite of Himalayan salt? Herastandin pepper.
37. Someone told me I looked like a salt shaker. I took it as a condiment.
38. What do you call fifteen-year-old salt? A salt-teen.
39. How can a product with 50% less salt be bad? When you’re buying salt.
40. Did you hear about the guy who got sick eating lots of salt? Don’t worry, he is cured now.

41. What do quarterbacks like to do at dinner? Pass the salt.
42. Why does salt make everything taste better? Because it’s sodi-yum.
43. Did you know it’s illegal to combine sea salt and iodized salt? They call it aggregated a salt.

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