39 Funny Flamingo Jokes

When I went to the zoo in Belgium, my family wanted to rush past the flamingo’s, but I really had to put my foot down and take this picture. This was at Pairi Daiza and it has one of the biggest walkthrough avereries in the world. It inspired me to refresh all my bird jokes and so this list of flamingo puns has been a labor of love. If you have a good one that isn’t in the list, then let me know in the comments.

Flamingo puns

1. What soccer position do pink birds play? Flamingoalie.
2. What can you do for a hurt flamingo? Give it medical tweetment.
3. What do birds do for fun on weekends? Play fla-bingo.
4. How did the flamingo avoid the bird catcher? It stood still on a lawn with a plastic flamingo.

6. Which Australian bird is pink? The Fla-dingo.
7. Why did the young flamingos get in trouble? Their father finally put his foot down.
8. What’s the opposite of a flamingo? A flamin-stop.

11. Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because it would fall if it lifted up both legs.
12. How do you know if a flamingo is blushing? You don’t.
13. What’s a flamingo’s favorite game? Hopscotch.

16. Why did the flamingo need a bandaid? It hurt it’s pinky.
17. How do flamingos surf the internet? With their webbed feet.
18. What do flamingos like to do at fun parks? Ride the flamingo-carts.
19. What is a flamingo’s favorite pop star? Pink.
20. What part of a flamingo has the most feathers? The outside.

26. What is a pink bird’s favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
27. What do you call a flamingo that won’t move? Flaminstay.
28. How do flamingos celebrate a birthday? They party like a flock star.
29. How do pink birds deal with bullies? They say, “flamingo away”.

46. What do you call a sick flamingo? Phlegmingo.
47. What’s a spooky flamingo called? A flamingooooooooo.
48. How can you tell if a flamingo is hiding in a funfair? The candyfloss tastes weird.
49. How do you make a flamingo? Set fire to an O.

Flamingo one liners

51. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
52. My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn’t stand a chance. She had a leg up the whole time.
53. I published a joke book about flamingos, it flew off the shelves.
54. I pulled an all-nighter watching a flamingo sleep…It was outstanding all night.

66. There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
67. It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
68. It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.

Best flamingo jokes

71. What do you call a dead flamingo? A flamin-ghost.
72. How do you know if a flamingo has borrowed your shoes? Only one shoe is missing.
73. What do you call a pink bird who is excellent at Spanish dancing? A flamingo dancer.
74. Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up? Because if they slept with two legs up they’d fall over.

76. Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
77. Why did the turkey wear stilts? No one cooks flamingos for Thanksgiving.
78. What do you call a flamingo from Pennsylvania? A Philly-mingo.
79. Why are flamingo’s legs so long? Because if they weren’t then they couldn’t reach the ground.
80. How did the flamingo win the hockey game? He scored a flamingoal.

If you want to hear more funny animal jokes then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Elephant jokes
• Alligator puns
• Jokes about dragons
• Cow jokes for kids