45 Funny Wolf Puns

Here are 45 funny wolf jokes and the best wolf puns to crack you up. These jokes about wolves are great wolf jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of wolf dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about wolves, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this wolf humor with others.

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Wolf puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about wolves that are also awesome wolf jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. Where do wolves stock their food? A were-house.
2. Why are wolves like playing cards? They arrive in packs.
3. Why was the wolf named “Frost”? Because Frost-bites.
4. Why did the wolf cross the road? Because he was chasing the chicken.
5. What is a wolf’s favorite time of year? When it goes on howl-idays.

6. What do you call a wolf that knows what it is? Aware-wolf.
7. What happened when the wolf swallowed a watch? They got ticks.
8. What do you call a wolf in sheep‘s clothing? A woolf.
9. What do you call a wolf that uses bad language? A swearwolf.
10. What happens when you cross an owl and a wolf? H-owl.

11. What did the wolf say when he sat on sandpaper? Ruff.
12. What do you call a house that turns into a wolf during a full moon? A warehouse.
13. What happened when the wolf went to the flea circus? They stole the show.
14. How do wolves eat their food? They wolf it down.
15. How do you make a wolf stew? Keep him waiting.

16. What’s a wolf’s favorite leafy green? Awooooogula
17. What do wolves like for breakfast? Pooched eggs.
18. What do you call a fashionable wolf? A wear-wolf.
19. What do you call a wolf you can’t find? A where wolf.
20. How did the small dog feel when they saw a wolf? Terrier-fied.

21. What do you call a dentist who cleans a wolf’s teeth? Dinner.
22. How are a wolf and a marine biologist similar? One wags a tail while the other tags a whale.
23. What do you call a silly wolf in Australia? A dingo-ling.
24. How do you make a wolf laugh? Give him a funny bone.
25. What was the wolf in the butcher’s shop arrested for? Chop-lifting.

Wolf one liners

Here are some great wolf joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about wolves.

26. If I made wolf puns they would be howl-arious.
27. Wolf it down then take a big gulp of water after.
28. Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
29. A wolf’s favorite author is Virginia Wolf.
30. A wolf with bad language is called a swear-wolf.

31. Wolves love their fast food.
32. It’s easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
33. A werewolf movie, talk about howling.
34. An expert in software-wolf.
35. A wolf’s favorite day of the week is Moonday.

Best wolf jokes

These next funny wolf puns are some of our best jokes and puns about wolves!

36. Did you hear about the cow that cried wolf? Fake Moos.
37. What do you call a werewolf YouTuber? A lycansubscribe.
38. What’s more amazing than a talking wolf? A spelling bee.
39. What did the waiter say to the wolf? bone-appetit.
40. What did the Big Bad Wolf do after his workout? He huffed and he puffed.

41. What did the wolf say when someone stepped on his foot? Aoooowwwwwww.
42. What was the wolf’s favorite musical band? Meat-loaf.
43. Which Hogwarts house was the Big Bad Wolf given? Hufflepuff.
44. Why was the wolf upset with the skeleton? He had a bone to pick with him.
45. What is a wolfs favorite puzzle? AWOOOObix cube.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about wolves, we hope you had a good laugh.

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