30 Funny Pool Jokes

Here are 30 funny pool jokes and the best pool puns to crack you up. These jokes about pools are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of pool dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about pools, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this pool humor with others.

Jump to:

• Pool puns
• Pool one liners
• Best pool jokes
• Final thoughts

Pool puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about pools that are also awesome pool jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. How do you know if a pool is safe for diving? It deep ends.
2. Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool? It wanted to become a watermelon.
3. What do you get when you add pool noodles to a hot tub? Spa-ghetti.
4. Why did the swimmer wear a banana peel on their head? To keep from slipping in the pool.
5. How do you make a swimming pool more educational? By adding some buoyancy lessons.

6. How do you make a pool more exciting? Add a little wave-action.
7. Which English soccer team plays with the most heart? Loverpool.
8. What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool? The dry bear.
9. What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool? I can’t be your friend anymore, you’re too shallow.
10. Why shouldn’t you shoot pool using a pickle? Because you’ll find the cue cumbersome.

11. What did the mermaid wear to the pool party? An algae-bra.
12. What did Ariel say when she met the rock pool? You have nice mussels.
13. Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool? Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up.
14. What does a table become when you accidentally pour water on it? A pool table.
15. Which washing machine brand do lambs always buy? Wool pool.

Pool one liners

Here are some great pool joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about pools.

16. My swim instructor told me to do pool-ups regularly.
17. A woman spent a day chilling by the pool. She is living a waterful life.
18. I never go to a swimmers’ party because they always have pool noodles.
19. They renovated the swimming pool and made it double the size it was. It truly looked swim-pressive.
20. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

21. When penguins want to go for a swim they go over to the south pool.
22. I once met a man with no arms or legs who lived in a swimming pool. His name was Bob.
23. Sharing these swimming puns at a summer pool party is the perfect way to have pun in the sun.
24. Bath a kid, and they’ll be clean for a day. Give them a pool, and they’ll be clean all summer.
25. One oxygen told his friend, “Come out to the pool party- there are two hydrogens for every oxygen out there.”

Best pool jokes

These next funny pool puns are some of our best jokes and puns about pools!

26. What does a teacher do at the pool? Tests the water.
27. What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks.
28. What do you call a pool full of candy? A sweet swim.
29. Why do swimmers wear goggles? To keep their eyes from getting pool-ed.
30. I only laugh at pool puns. I’m not a fan of dry humor.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about pools, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Axe jokes
• Bath puns
• Jokes about ballet
• Aunt jokes for kids