35 Pineapple Puns

I love a good pineapple and when I’m cutting one up for my kids, well that’s as good of a time as any to also serve them up one of these pineapple jokes. I have pulled this list of pineapple puns together over the years and added my own in here too. So pick your favs to use on your family or friends. 🙂

If you have a better one, just send it in the comments and if it makes me laugh, well I’ll add it into the list!

Pineapple puns

1. What do you get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? A porky pine.
2. What do you a call a pineapple who steps on Lego? Pain-apple.
3. What do you call a cake containing pineapples? A pie-napple.
4. How do you make a pineapple turnover? Roll them down a hill.

6. Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
7. Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
8. Did you hear about the person who tried to make a pineapple smoothie without any pineapples? Their efforts were fruitless.
9. How do you compliment a pineapple? Call it a fine-apple.

11. Why was the pineapple suddenly left alone? Because the banana split.
12. What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple.
13. Why did the pineapple go out with a grape? They couldn’t find a date.

16. Why does SpongeBob own such a huge piano? Because he lives in a pineapple under the C.
17. What kind of fruit loves pastry? Pie-napples.
18. What did the salad say to the pineapple? Lettuce be friends.
19. What do you call a pineapple upside-down cake in New Zealand? A pineapple cake.

Pineapple one liners

21. A pineapple and a grapefruit fell in love. But they’re unhappy because they cantaloupe.
22. Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
23. You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
24. An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
25. The pineapple is pining for the summer.

26. I said to my can of pineapple, “I don’t like you.” It was crushed.
27. I once put rum and pineapple into CERN’s particle accelerator. Discovered the Piña Collider.
28. I won a lifetime supply of canned pineapple. I’m looking forward to living on the Dole.
29. A pizza shop owner was found dead covered in pepporoni, mushrooms, ham and pineapple. Word is he topped himself.
30. Everyone thinks I’m weird because I’m addicted to ham and pineapple sandwiches. But that’s just Hawaii roll.

Best pineapple jokes

31. What is a bank card’s favorite fruit? A PIN-apple.
32. What’s a hedgehogs favorite fruit? A spineapple.
33. How does a pineapple answer a phone call? Yellow.
34. What do you call a pineapple that plays the trumpet? Tooty fruity.
35. Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road? They ran out of juice.

36. What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
37. How did the pine tree propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
38. What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
39. What do you call a French pineapple snake? Ananas-conda.
40. What do you call a pineapple in a fenced off area? Pineapple pen.

Final thoughts

If you want to hear more funny fruit jokes then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Mango jokes
• Lime puns
• Jokes about lemons
• Avocado jokes for kids