30 Funny Pepper Jokes

Here are 30 funny pepper jokes and the best pepper puns to crack you up. These jokes about peppers are great pepper jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of pepper dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about peppers, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this pepper humor with others.

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Pepper puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about peppers that are also awesome pepper jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What do spice lovers put on their pizza? Pepper-only.
2. Why did the baby bell pepper put on a sweater? Because it was a little chili.
3. What do angry peppers do? They get jalapeno face.
4. What is the opposite of salt water? Pepper water.
5. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a Labrador? A hot diggity Dog.

6. Where did the bell pepper go to have a few drinks? The salad bar.
7. What do you call an Army Commander who is covered in pepper? A seasoned veteran.
8. What did the farmer say about his hot pepper farm in the mountains? It’s a little chilly.
9. What do you call a rabbit eating a pepper in the hotel lobby? The bell-hop.
10. What happens when you eat too many bell peppers? You get a belly-ache.

11. How did the salt’s friend survive the apocalypse? She was a doomsday pepper.
12. What do you call a cold dog? A chilli dog.
13. What will the Red Hot Chili Peppers become when they die? Ghost Peppers.
14. What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn’t wearing enough clothes? You need more dressing.
15. How do you check how heavy a Red Hot Chilli Pepper is? You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

Pepper one liners

Here are some great pepper joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about peppers.

16. Pepper puns always pep my day up.
17. After waiting an hour for my peppery starter I complained “It’s not rocket salad”.
18. A lorry load of pepper mills has crashed. Traffic has ground to a halt.
19. You may need to pepper up before the competition.
20. John Travolta’s pepper farm business is going well. He’s got chillis, they’re multiplying.

21. It’s pepper to give than to receive.
22. I heard a joke about getting pepper sprayed. It was a macing.
23. You pepper believe it.
24. Movies are pepper to watch with the lights off.
25. Love is like a Ghost Pepper, you taste it with delight. And when it’s gone you wonder, what ever made you bite.

Best Pepper jokes

These next funny pepper puns are some of our best jokes and puns about peppers!

26. What are the four seasons? Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
27. What is a ghosts favorite pepper? A Ha-Boo-nero.
28. Why should you carry pepper spray? Just in case of as-sault.
29. What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it? A hollowpeno.
30. Why didn’t the green pepper get into archery? He didn’t Habanero.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about peppers, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny food puns then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Pancake jokes
• Noodle puns
• Jokes about oatmeal
• Salt jokes for kids