30 Funny Oreo Puns

Here are 30 funny Oreo jokes and the best Oreo puns to crack you up. These jokes about Oreos are great Oreo jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of Oreo dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Oreos, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this Oreo humor with others.

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Oreo puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about Oreos that are also awesome Oreo jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. Why did the Oreo cookie visit the dentist? To get his filling replaced.
2. Why do basketball players love Oreo cookies? Because they can dunk them.
3. Did you know that Oreo had a secret base in Nevada? It’s called Oreo 51.
4. What’s it called when you ask for Oreos but they bring you Hydrox? Snacrilege.
5. Why did the shipwrecked pirates get to eat cakes, Oreo cookies and pies when they washed up on shore? It was a desserted island.

6. Why did the Oreo chip cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long.
7. What do you call a thief who robs the Oreo cookie factory? A crook-ie.
8. What do you call an artificially intelligent Oreo? One smart cookie.
9. If I have 10 Oreo cookies and you take 5, what do you have? A slapped hand.
10. What do you call it when two Oreo cookies from the same bake fall in love? A batch made in heaven.

11. When should you take a Oreo cookie to the doctor? When it feels crummy.
12. Why is it so easy to track Santa on Christmas Eve? Because he always accepts Oreo cookies.
13. What did the Hershey’s bar, the marshmallow, and an Oreo cookie use to communicate? S’mores Code.
14. What do you call a 70s cookie band? OREO Speedwagon.
15. Why should you never argue with a meat flavored Oreo? Because it’s a really tough cookie.

Oreo one liners

Here are some great Oreo joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about Oreos.

16. I dropped my Oreos. They became Floor-eos.
17. I ate too much Oreo cookie dough and got sick. It was an overdoughse.
18. I went to the website for Oreos today. I hit “Accept All Cookies” and got nothing.
19. I told an Oreo cookie a joke the other day. It just crumbled.
20. A cookie rolls into a bar and asks for something to drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we do not serve food.”

Best Oreo jokes

These next funny Oreo puns are some of our best jokes and puns about Oreos!

21. What do you call the art of folding cookies? Oreo-gami.
22. What type of keys are sweet? Oreo cookies.
23. Will my giant Oreo cookie be long? No sir, it will be round.
24. Which type of Oreo cookies can fly? The plain ones.
25. How does the Cookie Monster pay for his Oreo cookies? With Cookie Dough.

26. What are the most popular cookies in Asgard? Thoreos.
27. What’s an unemployed person’s favorite cookie? Pooreo’s.
28. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
29. What’s the best thing to put into an Ore cookie? Your teeth.
30. What did the Oreo cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about Oreos, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny food puns then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Popcorn jokes
• Chip puns
• Jokes about coconut
• Egg jokes for kids