40 Funny March Jokes

Here are 40 funny March jokes and the best March puns to crack you up. These jokes about March are great jokes for kids and adults.

March puns

Here is our top list of March dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about March, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this March humor with others.

What’s Tommy Wiseau’s favorite month? Oh Hi March.
What do they call March 14 at Apple? Apple Pi day.
What do March, April have in common? The third letter is R.
Why is March woman’s history month? It’s the only month that tells you what to do.
Why is March through May the best time of the month to buy a mattress? It’s when they are the most springy.

What’s a foot’s favorite month? March.
What’s Irish and comes out during March? Paddy O’Furniture.
Why are oak trees so forgiving? Every March they turn over a new leaf.
People are named after April and May but why not March? Because that would be madness.
What happens when your basketball team loses in March? You have March Madness sadness.

What do trumpet players in a spring parade do? March.
What do car shocks, mattresses, ball point pens and march have in common? They all have springs.
What group of people love March? Bands.
What goes up when March rain comes down? An umbrella.
What can be seen in the middle of ‘April’ and ‘March’, but can’t be seen in the beginning or end of either one? The letter “r.”

Which crime fighter likes March the most? Robin.
What falls during March but never gets hurt? The rain.
Why was the sports fan acting so crazy? He had March madness.
Why did the math book look sad in March? Because it had too many problems and Pi Day was coming up.
How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, and December 2nd.

Here are some great March joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about March.

Slinkies love March because its spring.
There’s a march for people that love the third month of the year.
March can be a month or an order.
Make sure you get a lot of sleep tonight. Because tomorrow, we begin a 31 day March.
I’m devastated that I won’t be able to celebrate my birthday this March, I was born in June.

Interesting enough there really aren’t a lot parades in March.
St. Patrick’s day traditionally has a parade, so it’s a March march.
Sometimes February feels like it will last forever. But time Marches on.
I asked my new girlfriend when her birthday was. She said March 1st, So I walked round the room and asked her again.
It will be 20 years since I last had a drink on the 6th of March. I drink on all of the other days.

These next funny March puns are some of our best jokes and puns about March!

What is a soldier’s most active day of the year? March forth.
What is Darth Vader’s favorite month? Imperial March.
What’s the main reason for going to the doctors in March? Spring Fever.
Why isn’t cotton ready for harvest in March? Because it’s still Lint.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1? Because they’ve just finished a long, 31-day March.

Can February March? No, but April May.
What season is it when you are on a trampoline in March? Spring-time.
Why was the calendar popular in March? Because it had so many dates.
Why do people walk faster after March 20th? Because they have a spring in their step.
Chuck Norris’s calendar goes from March 31 straight to April 2nd. Because nobody fools Chuck Norris.