55 Jokes About Lambs

Here are 55 funny lamb jokes and the best lamb puns to crack you up. These jokes about lambs are great lamb jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of lamb dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about lambs, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this lamb humor with others.

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Lamb puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about lambs that are also awesome lamb jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What do you call a religious lamb? A baaaptist.
2. Which type of car do sheep like most? Lamb-orghini.
3. Why was the ewe so cranky? Here lamb wouldn’t let her sheep at night.
4. Why was the lamb pulled over on the highway? She did an illegal ewe-turn.
5. What do you call two lambs who are dating? A relationsheep

6. What do lambs do to relax? Spend some time in a hot wool pool.
7. Which actor do lambs always love to see in movies? Christian Bale of Hay
8. Which soccer team do sheep like most? FC Baaaaa-rcelona.
9. What do lambs sing on birthdays? Happy birthday to Ewe.
10. What patriotic day do French lambs celebrate?  Baaaa-stile Day.

11. Which washing machine brand do lambs always buy? Wool pool.
12. What do you get when you cross an angry lamb with a grumpy cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.
13. How did the lamb tell the other lamb that it had a crush on her? Sheepishly.
14. What kind of dance do lambs specialize in? Baaallet
15. What paperwork do elderly sheep need? Their last wool and testament.

16. What music do lambs like? Ed Shearan and Lady Baa Baa.
17. What instrument do a pair of lambs play? A two-baa
18. Where did the lamb end up after he robbed the farmer? Behind baaaas.
19. What do you get when you cross a lamb and some chocolate? A candy baa.
20. What do lambs wear to the beach? A baakini.

21. What happens when a male Jewish lamb turns 13? They get a baar mitzvah.
22. What’s a lambs favorite snack? A baaanana
23. What did the deaf barber say to the lamb? I can’t shear you.
24. What did the polite lamb say while holding the barn door? After ewe.
25. Which farm animal is always the quietest? A shhheep.

26. Why did the lamb crash the car? Because he fell a sheep at the wheel.
27. What did the sheep parent say to the little lambs? I want everything in sheep-shape.
28. What do you say when a skunk sprays a lamb? Peee-ewe.
29. What do lambs read? The Wool Street Journal.
30. What do Mexican lambs say during the holidays? Fleece Navidad.

31. What’s a lamb’s favorite baseball team? The Seattle Merinos.
32. Where do lambs go on vacation? The baaaaahamas.
33. Why couldn’t the little lamb play outside? It was being baaaaaad.
34. What do construction worker lambs drive? Dodge Rams.
35. Where do lambs get their wool cut? At the baa-baa.

Lamb one liners

Here are some great lamb joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about lambs.

36. Shear up, darling. Everything will be alright.
37. You herd it here first.
38. Baby don’t herd me.
39. Ewe are one in a million.
40. Ram the point home.

41. That was a sheep shot.
42. Time wool tell.
43. Here’s a joke about a man and his flock of sheep. Stop me if you’ve herd it before.
44. If there has to be a computer component that lambs can charge for, it’s the RAM.
45. Shear up, darling. Everything will be alright.

Best lamb jokes

These next funny lamb puns are some of our best jokes and puns about lambs!

46. What religion are sheep? Is-lamb.
47. What do you call a lamb with no legs? A cloud.
48. What did the lamb want to do? To wool the world.
49. Why did the lamb call the police? She had been fleeced.
50. Why did the lamb scratch his back? It pelt itchy.

51. Where can you find free wool? On the baa-baa shop floor.
52. Why was the sheep eating again? Because he cud.
53. What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A chocolate baa.
54. Where do lambs get clean? In the baaaa-th tub.
55. How many lambs does it take to knit a sweater? Don’t be silly, lambs can’t knit.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about lambs, we hope you had a good laugh.

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