40 Funny Hamster Jokes

Here are 40 funny hamster jokes and the best hamster puns to crack you up. These jokes about hamsters are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of hamster dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about hamsters, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this hamster humor with others.

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• Hamster puns
• Hamster one liners
• Best Hamster jokes
• Final thoughts

Hamster puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about hamsters that are also awesome hamster jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What do Dutch rodents put on their toast? Hamster jam.
2. How does a hamster hang up their wet clothes? With a guinea peg.
3. What do you call a mischievous hamster? Cheeky.
4. What do you call a hamster that got ran over by a car? Roadent Kill.
5. Why did the hamster buy a soldier helmet? They found out they were getting a new tank.

6. What are hamsters good at building? A hamster dam.
7. What do you call an hamster in space? A hamsteroid.
8. What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A hamster sandwich.
9. Why did the hamster run away on foot? Because he didn’t have a wheel.
10. Why does the mother hamster never tell her babies a bedtime story? She doesn’t have a tale.

11. Why did the teacher give the hamster detention? They were being cheeky.
12. What sound does a hamster’s door make? Squeak.
13. Why do hamsters stay inside in bad weather? Because it’s raining cats and dogs.
14. What is the difference between a hamster and a mouse? You can’t connect a hamster to a computer.
15. Did you hear about the IT Hamster? He removed cookies by eating them.

Hamster one liners

Here are some great hamster joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about hamsters.

16. I was wondering why my hamster was so fat. Then it became a parent.
17. My hamster thinks storing food in his cheeks is a funny game. He calls it hide-and-cheek.
18. I nearly ran over a hamster the other day. It left a tiny ro-dent I’m going to have to get fixed.
19. My hamster only has three legs because he was in an accident. Now he’s a hamputee.
20. My pet hamster snuck into my lunch bag and ate all of my carrot sticks. I can’t believe the cheek of him.

21. The hamsters found themselves lost in a fureign place.
22. I put a hamster in a top hat. We like to call him Abrahamster Lincoln now. 
23. Poor rodents like to run in circles. Posh rodents however, they prefer ferrets’ wheels.
24. My friend told me they really need to go home and feed their baby hamsters. I told them that it is a terrible diet for a baby.
25. Hamstrings are the most important muscles for a hamster.

26. My hamster died today. She fell asleep at the wheel.
27. Hide-and-squeek are what little hamsters love to play.
28. My hamster refuses to come sailing on my boat. He says it’s because he is scared of the pi-rats.
29. My hamsters are all annoyed at me because they don’t like my new t-shirt. I don’t understand why they are being so pet-ty.
30. I bought two hamsters last week, and named them One and Two. I lost one, but I’m glad I still have two.

Best hamster jokes

These next funny hamster puns are some of our best jokes and puns about hamsters!

31. Why did the hamster ask for a pay rise? They wanted a bigger celery.
32. Why did the hamster spend three days in their exercise ball? They were on a roll.
33. What is a hamster’s favorite game? Hide and cheek.
34. My Dutch guinea pigs want to become beavers. They’re building a Hamsterdam.
35. What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia? A hamster.

36. What do you call a hamster with 3 legs? A ham-putee.
37. Why was the hamster sad? He just didn’t have the wheel to live.
38. What do you call a hamster with no legs? A furball.
39. What did the hamster think of their new toy? It was wheely good.
40. What do you call a hamster that isn’t a professional? A hamateur.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about hamsters, we hope you had a good laugh.

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