20 Funny Dart Puns

Here are 20 funny dart jokes and the best dart puns to crack you up. These jokes about darts are great jokes for kids and adults.

Dart puns

Here is our top list of dart dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about darts, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this dart humor with others.

Can a ninja throw a dart? Sure-He-Can.
What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts? Amy.
What do you call a dart manufacturer? An arrowsmith.
How does a dart board on the ceiling make you sick? It causes you to throw up.
What did the assassin say as he loaded a poison dart into his blowpipe? Hemlocked and loaded.

Here are some great dart joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about darts.

The darts world champion has just died. At the age of triple twenty.
My favorite darts player is called Dusty Carpet. Never been beaten.
Don’t think this new idea of playing darts in space will take off. There’s just no atmosphere.
I was a little weirded out when I walked into my friend’s room and saw a dart board stuck on the ceiling. Eventually I had to throw up.
Writing a funny joke is like playing a game of darts. Sometimes you hit. Sometimes you miss, and sometimes you get sent to jail for manslaughter.

Chuck Norris once scored 181 in darts.
Never play darts with children. Their heads aren’t nearly sharp enough.
I often get a 180 when I play with the local darts team. It’s the bus that takes me to the pub.
My other half got excited when I said I was shopping for flights on the internet. It’s odd, she doesn’t normally get that excited by darts.
For my holidays last year, I threw a dart at a map of the world and decided to go to wherever it landed. I had a fantastic two weeks sat next to the skirting board.

These next funny dart puns are some of our best jokes and puns about darts!

What do darts teams play in winter? Ice oche.
Two foam darts to the head is plenty. But one is a Nerf.
I threw a firecracker towards a dart board. It was bang on target.
I ran a tournament for tall, blind dart players. It was all above board.
If you haven’t tried blindfold darts before, you should. You don’t know what you’re missing.