20 Funny Bingo Jokes

Here are 20 funny bingo jokes and the best bingo puns to crack you up. These jokes about bingo are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of bingo dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about bingo, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this bingo humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about bingo that are also awesome bingo jokes for adults and kids to be told!

What do birds do for fun on weekends? Play fla-bingo.
How does an environmentalist play bingo? 74 and recycle more.
How do you get 500 old cows in a barn? Put up a Bingo sign.
What do you call a woman who’s addicted to online bingo? Betty.
Why don’t physicists and Bingo players get along? They disagree on the application and existence of a free space.

Where do the bingo playing bees go after they die? B7.
How do you get a bunch of old ladies get very mad? Get someone to shout “Bingo!”
Why did the bingo player bring a ladder to the game? Because she heard the jackpot was up high.
How do you make a bingo game more dangerous? Just add some B-52s to the mix.
What is the common wish of a bingo player and a driver in a parking lot? A free space.

Here are some great bingo joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about bingo.

I love playing bingo so much, it’s my true number calling.
I was going to make a bingo pun, but I didn’t have the balls for it.
I invited a blind bingo caller to my dinner party. He’s not a close friend, he’s just there to make up the numbers.
Why don’t mathematicians play bingo? Because they already know all the numbers.
Try not to take your bingo too seriously. At the end of the day, it’s just a load of balls.

These next funny bingo puns are some of our best jokes and puns about bingo!

What makes a game of bingo lifeless? Lack of O2.
Did you hear about the bingo caller who had a tumor? Luckily, the tumor was B-9.
How can you tell that a Bingo player just isn’t into you? When you call their numbers 3 times in a row and they still don’t answer.
What do you call it when an elderly man that won three bingos in a row? A Jerry hat-trick.
Why are bingo players faster than others while writing? Because they spell B4 with two letters.