25 Funny Tall People Jokes

Here are 25 funny tall people jokes and the best tall people puns to crack you up. These jokes about tall people are great jokes for kids and adults.

Tall people puns

Here is our top list of tall people dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about tall people, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this tall people humor with others.

1. What does a tall person do when they see an airplane coming? Duck.
2. What did the short person experience from a tall person? Belittlement.
3. Why was the king only a foot tall? Because he was a ruler.
4. How do you make a tall person look more awkward? You can’t.
5. Why did the Canadian meteorologists lose to the American meteorologists in basketball? Because it was unfair in height.

6. What’s the most exciting height to be? Yay high.
7. Why did the taller fisherman tell better fish stories than his shorter buddy? Cause his arms are longer.
8. Where did the tall person find a date? At the top of a step ladder.
9. I am tall when I’m young, and I am short when I’m old. What am I? A candle.
10. What did the doctor say about the tall person who was in a rush to see him? “I wish he was a little patient.”

Tall people one liners

Here are some great tall people joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about tall people.

11. They say that height could be a cancer risk. Sounds like a tall story to me.
12. You are so tall that no matter where you go, you can always see your house.
13. Every time a tall person bumps their head, somewhere a short person is smiling.
14. As a tall person I’m reaching new heights with my puns.
15. How many tall people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two: One to get a chair and the other one to call a short person for help.

16. Tall people look like Slinkies when they run.
17. Tall people are only good for two things: making us laugh and getting things from the top shelf.
18. You’re so tall that when you go get a haircut, the hairdresser needs to pack oxygen.
19. I hate when guys brag about their height online. It makes me six two my stomach.
20. You’re so tall that when you go swimming in the middle of the ocean, you only end up wading.

Best tall people jokes

These next funny tall people puns are some of our best jokes and puns about tall people!

21. What’s a tall person’s worst fear? Ceiling fans
22. How do you make a tall person angry? Pick them up in a mini cooper.
23. What did the tall person say to the short person? What?
24. Tall people – Where the family will meet if someone gets lost in a crowd.
25. It’s not tall people’s fault that they think they’re the center of the universe. They just can’t see anyone else.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about tall people, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Short people jokes
• Height puns
• Jokes about flirting
• Simpsons jokes for kids