40 Funny Wind Puns

Here are 40 funny wind jokes and the best wind puns to crack you up. These jokes about wind are great jokes for kids and adults.

Wind puns

Here is our top list of wind dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about wind, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this wind humor with others.

1. When does a turbine blush? After breaking wind.
2. What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another.
3. How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds? With steaks.
4. Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena? Because of all the fans.
5. Why is there gold blowing through the wind? Because it’s Au-gust.

6. Why did the tornado take a break? It was out of wind.
7. How does the wind get fit and healthy? Air conditioning.
8. What did the leaf say to the wind?  You really blew me away.
9. Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans? Because you’re breaking wind.
10. How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? Use a news anchor.

11. What kind of music do wind turbines listen to? I heard they are huge metal fans.
12. What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
13. What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado? A wind meal.
14. What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group? Air Supply.
15. What do you get when you cross cold wind with feathers? A brrrrrrr-d.

Wind one liners

Here are some great wind joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about wind.

16. High winds that come out of nowhere are uninvited gusts.
17. Don’t try to fart against the wind. It might end up a burp.
18. Tornadoes are actually a result of Chuck Norris punching the wind.
19. We are the sand. The wind will blow us. The ocean will beat us. Life is a beach.
20. I threw a hazard road sign into a tornado. You could say I threw caution to the wind.

21. Superman farted so hard, he broke wind.
22. I purchased a set of wind chimes. It’s a pretty sound investment.
23. The wind doesn’t bother skeletons because it goes right through them.
24. The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
25. I went outside to see this amazing wind storm everyone was talking about I was blown away.

26. Young windmills go to spin class.
27. August without wind is gold.
28. The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
29. Trying to talk to one another in fierce wind gust causes a lot of mist communication.
30. You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.

Best wind jokes

These next funny wind puns are some of our best jokes and puns about wind!

31. What is the fastest type of wind? A Hurrycane.
32. What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone.
33. I wrote a report about the benefits of wind energy. It was a breeze.
34. What day of the week has to most powerful gusts of wind? Windsday.
35. What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court? The NBA draft.

36. What is a gust of winds favorite color? Blew.
37. What do you call iron blowing in the wind? Fe-Breeze.
38. What is wind? Air in a hurry.
39. What do you call a gust of wind full of sand? A rough draft.
40. What did the wind turbine say to the engineer? I’m a big fan of your work.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about wind, we hope you had a good laugh.

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