15 Funny Toucan Jokes
I recently got to see a Toucan up close but seeing these beautiful birds being behind a cage didn’t make me smile. This list of Toucan puns on the other hand, well they can bring one of those. I have checked all these jokes over the years and added to them with some of my own. If you have a good joke to add, let me know in the comments, or let me know which joke in the list is your fav.
Toucan puns
- How many birds can fit in a cage at once? Toucan
- What do you call a baby toucan? A onecan.
- How many birds does it take to change a light bulb? Ideally three, but Toucan.
- What’s the difference between one parrot and two? One parrot can’t carry a coconut, but toucan.
- What do you call someone who murders a toucan, a leprechaun, and a honey bee? A cereal killer.
- Does your bird put its beak into different colored paints? Well, toucans play at that game.
Toucan one liners
- One bird can’t make a pun. But toucan.
- I used to know two birds who excelled in ballet. They were two toucans.
- The toucan once faced fierce competition in it’s ecological niche. Eventually, though, it came to dominate the toucannot.
- My friend keeps trying to annoy me by using bird puns But I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
- It’s impossible for a toucan to swallow if its beak is full. But a pelican.
Best toucan jokes
- How do you make a telephone in the jungle? With toucans and a piece of string.
- Did you hear about the tropical birds who got stuck together? Well I won’t explain now, it’s toucan fusing.
- Why do toucans dance in pairs? Because two toucans can can-can better than one toucan can.
- How many cans of tuna can a toucan can if a toucan can can tuna? Two cans.
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