45 Funny Pancakes Puns

Here are 45 funny pancake jokes and the best pancake puns to crack you up. These jokes about pancakes are great pancake jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of pancake dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about pancakes, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this pancake humor with others.

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• Pancake puns
• Pancake one liners
• Best pancake jokes

Pancake puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about pancakes that are also awesome pancake jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. How do you make a pancake smile? Butter it up.
2. Why couldn’t the pancake sleep? He kept tossing and turning.
3. What do you call someone who can’t turn pancakes? A flip-flop.
4. What does a panda use to make pancakes? A pan. duh.
5. Did you hear what happened when the pancake got angry? He just flipped.

6. What looks like half a pancake? The other half.
7. What’s the best pancake topping? More pancakes.
8. How did the pancake become the king? He u-syruped the throne.
9. Why wouldn’t the pancake go skydiving? He though it was too whisk-y.
10. Have you ever tried haunted pancakes? They give me the crêpes.

11. Why are dolphins so good at making pancakes? They’re such good flippers.
12. Why do Jedi always burn their pancakes? Because they won’t turn over to the dark side.
13. What does the pope put on his pancakes? Papal syrup.
14. Why was the pancake a bad comedian? Because his jokes fell flat.
15. Why are pancakes so good at making people laugh? Because they know so many pun-cakes.

16. What do pancakes say instead of goodbye? See you on the flipside.
17. How is baseball like a pancake? They both need a good batter.
18. Why aren’t pancakes good singers? They’re too flat.
19. Why can a pancake get arrested? If it commits unwaffle activities.
20. What do cats like putting on their pancakes? Mice cream.

21. What’s a pancake’s favorite skateboarding trick? A kick flip.
22. Why did the pancake run away? Because he was creped out.
23. Why did the pancake miss the bus? It was a choco-late pancake.
24. How do Santa’s elves eat pancakes? In short stacks.
25. Why do robots like pancakes? Because they are batter-y.

26. What do you call pancakes that got too much sun? Tancakes.
27. Why wouldn’t the pancake shut up? He couldn’t stop waffling.
28. How do ducks make pancakes? They use Bis-quack.
29. Why did the pancake get a big bill? She had too many TV syrup-scriptions.
30. What did the pancake say to pan? I’ve had batter company.

Pancake one liners

Here are some great pancake joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about pancakes.

31. I’m really scared of pancakes, they give me the crêpes.
32. These pancakes are amazing, they’re so flipping delicious.
33. Pancake Day is only a few months away. It totally crêped up on us.
34. Go ahead and pancake my day.
35. I pancake (can’t take) my eyes off of you.

Best pancake jokes

These next funny pancake puns are some of our best jokes and puns about pancakes!

36. Can you believe it’s Pancake Day today? You’d batter believe it.
37. How do you get up on a horse made of pancakes? Use the syrups.
38. Why did the pancake get arrested? He was a crêpe-tomaniac.
39. How do you hide your pancakes from your roommates? Syruptitiously.
40. Why didn’t the waffle go to the pancake party? He was a square.

41. How do you make pancakes on Mars? Using a marzipan.
42. Why don’t people like thin pancakes? They taste like crêpe.
43. What do you call a vampire who makes pancakes? Count Spatula.
44. Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
45. What do bus drivers put on their pancakes for breakfast? Traffic jam.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about pancakes, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny food jokes and puns then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Noodle jokes
• Oatmeal puns
• Jokes about salt
• Potato jokes for kids