30 Funny Noodle Puns

Noodles are so good, and I have a lot of fond memories of being in college and eating a lot of noodles while living on a student’s budget (basically nothing). I gathered up all the noodle jokes I could find and added in some of my own in this list.

Please know that I put a lot of effort into reviewing all the jokes on the site so that every joke you read is a good one! If you have a noodle pun to add to the list, please let me know! 🙂

Noodle puns

1. What do you get when you add pool noodles to a hot tub? Spa-ghetti.
2. What do poodles and noodles haves in common? They have oodles.
3. What is a cannibal’s favorite kind of noodle? Rawmen.
4. What psychosis do you have, if all you can think about is Chinese noodles? Mega-Lo-Mein-ia.
5. Did you hear that the spaghetti noodle got into a car accident? Paramedics tried to save him, but in the end, he pasta-way.

6. What’s a Jamaicans favorite noodle? Raaahmon.
7. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
8. What do noodles call the shady part of town? The Spaghetto.
9. What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae? A Pastafarian.
10. What do you call a scared noodle? Fettuccine Afraid-o.

11. How much did those noodles weigh? Won Ton.
12. Why did the noodle get a driving ticket? It drove pasta stop sign.
13. What condition does a noodle have when it doesn’t feel like it’s good enough? Impasta syndrome.
14. What do you call someone who steals noodles from the rich and gives them to the poor? Ramen Hood.

Noodle one liners

16. My mother asked me if a person can eat noodles all day in reality. I told her that’s Pho real.
17. A customer entered a noodle shop with teary eyes. The waiter told him “I am here for you if you are feeling cannelloni”.
18. My father scolded me for having an unhealthy diet. He seems to not appreciate the fact that noodles are part of my daily rotini.

21. The noodle shop near my place serves extra to their regulars. It is a phonomenal shop.
22. My friend is moving to Vietnam to open his own noodle shop. I hope he doesn’t pho-get about me.
23. They asked me how many grams of noodles I wanted. I told them I wanted wonton noodles.
24. Mother cooked all of father’s favorite type of noodles. Father told her “Udon know how much I love you. You are the one pho me.”

Best noodle jokes

31. What’s the opposite of noodles? Dressed L’s.
32. What’s the opposite of drunken noodle? Soba noodle.
33. What do you call a hairless poodle? A noodle.
34. Who ate all the noodles in ancient Egypt? King Tootin’ramen.
35. What do you call it when you accidentally put Vietnamese noodles in a coffee mug instead of a bowl? A pho cup.

36. What’s the WiFi password at a noodle shop? 123pho5.
37. What do you call a noodle without any sauce? A noodist.
38. Why are Chinese noodles so easy to love? Because they are Lo Mein-tenance.
39. Don’t eat royal sausage in Vietnamese noodle soup Trust me, it’s the Pho King Wurst.

If you want to hear more silly food puns then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Oatmeal jokes
• Salt puns
• Jokes about potatoes
• Tomato jokes for kids