50 Best Laundry Jokes

Here are 50 funny laundry jokes and the best laundry puns to crack you up. These jokes about laundry are great laundry jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of laundry dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about laundry, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this laundry humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about laundry that are also awesome laundry jokes for adults and kids to be told!

How much fun is washing your clothes? Loads.
Why are poker players good at doing laundry? Because they know how to fold.
Why are goalkeepers good at doing laundry? Because they love clean sheets.
What would you call an automatic washing machine that washes nun’s clothing? Sistermatic.
What would happen if you left a tube of superglue inside your pocket while doing your laundry? The washing machine would engage in a viscous cycle.

What happened to the leopard that fell into the washing machine? He came out spotless.
Why was Mr. Miyagi allowed to do his laundry at Cobra Kai dojo? Because he’s Anti-Kreese.
What detergent did the mermaid use? Tide.
What is the laundry capital of America? Washington DC.
How did the accident patient get a clean bill of health? She left her hospital bill in her laundry by mistake

What would happen if you found $50 while doing laundry? It would be a rags to riches story.
What would you call a day without some laundry money? It’d be called a quarter-life crisis.
What did one sock say to the other sock in the dryer? I’ll see you next time around.
What would a business person call his laundry shop if he was a Star Wars fan? It’d be ‘Star Wash: Attack Of The Clothes’.
What’s the name of the first president of the laundromat? George Washing-done.

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry? Because red shirts die easily.
What should you do when your epileptic starts seizing in the bathtub? Throw in your laundry.
What do police and my laundry detergent have in common? They protect all colors.
Did you see the curious monkey doing all the laundry? Yes, George was Washing-a-ton.
What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room? You washer and dryer.

Why wasn’t the washing machine starting? Because its door wasn’t clothesed.
What did the detergent say to the other after an excellent game? Good scour.
How much does the combined laundry of everyone in the White House weigh? A Washing-ton.
What did the child do when she saw her dad fall over with the laundry? She watched it all unfold.
Why did the mobsters prefer not to launder the dirty money? Because they wanted to become filthy rich.

Here are some great laundry joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about laundry.

I found out that I accidentally washed some of my brother’s Nerf darts in the laundry. Well, it should make for good clean shots.
I made a few speaker boxes out of my used laundry detergent bottles. They sound super clean.
When I was in college, I used to do my roommate’s laundry, and he used to do mine. I guess we both were maid for each other.
Wouldn’t it be SO nice if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller?
My dad was complaining he’d lost a sock after doing his laundry. I said, “that’s a sockrifice I had to make”.

Oh laundry, sometimes I feel like our first president because I am washing-a-ton.
I was holding a bottle of detergent while doing my laundry. All of a sudden, the bottle exploded and completely drenched my hands. Now my hands are tide.
Don’t you get tired and feel like throwing in the towel sometimes? No, that only means more laundry to do.
I noticed a wasp in my laundry as I was dropping it in the washer. I decided the best action was to close the lid and start the machine anyway. Now it’s a washp.
I was going to start ironing the laundry, but I decided it was too depressing.

So earlier I took my clothes from the washer and threw them into the dryer. I can’t be sure how they felt about that, but they seemed agitated.
I hear it’s easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It’s more difficult to deter gents, though.
I always say that If you think doing laundry is not funny, you just need to have a dryer sense of humor.
My brother promised he would be on top of our laundry. My mother came and told him to fold it as he had promised and not lie on it while he watched TV.
In a particular version of a poker game, the players have to put away their laundry loads before play. It’s named ‘Texas Fold’ em’.

These next funny laundry puns are some of our best jokes and puns about laundry!

What’s a laundry machine’s favorite chocolate? Lindt
Why can’t the comedian tell a dirty laundry joke? It always comes out clean.
Finally, I did my laundry today. That was a load off of my mind.
My mother’s sister is quite good at cleaning smelly laundry. We call her deodor-aunt.
What did the Viking say when hanging out his laundry? Today is a good day to dry.

What kind of jokes do laundry like? Dry humor.
What kind of exercise do washing machines love? A spin cycle.
What would you call a dapper bouncer at the laundromat? A Deter Gent.
How do network routers fix their shaking washing machine? By load balancing.
What would you call it if you almost forgot to wash your laundry? A clothes call.