30 Jokes About Purple

Here are 30 funny purple jokes and the best purple puns to crack you up. These jokes about purple are great purple jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of purple dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about purple, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this purple humor with others.

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Purple puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about purple that are also awesome purple jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. Did you hear about the purple stegosaurus? He stuck out like a dinosaur thumb.
2. What do you call a purple dog? A grape dane.
3. What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack? Adorable.
4. What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath.
5. What is purple and swings from a tree? A gr-ape.

6. What’s purple and screams? A damson in distress.
7. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purrrrrple.
8. How did the colors get rid of purple from the rainbow? Non-violet protests.
9. Have you heard of that purple guy who wanted to take over the world? They called him Alexander The Grape.
10. Could I get arrested for having purple flowers in my home? I know that cops don’t like domestic violets.

11. What’s purple and sits on the western edge of Europe? Grape Britain.
12. What does a red grape tell a purple grape? Breathe.
13. What is purple and huge and swims in the ocean? Moby Grape.
14. Why doesn’t magneto wear purple anymore? Days of Fuchsia Passed.
15. What do you call a purple gorilla? A grape ape.

Purple one liners

Here are some great purple joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about purple.

16. I was forced to swallow purple food coloring. I feel violated.
17. I saw a purple fawn the other day. I named it laven-deer.
18. Roses are red, at least that is true. Violets are purple, they’re just not blue.
19. I was stuck behind a purple family in a queue. Eventually I just had to ask them to mauve.
20. My favorite shirt changed from blue to purple after I washed it. I guess it revealed its true colors.

21. A plum got really angry and started shouting at me, so I called it out for purple abuse.
22. A ship carrying red paint collided with another that was carrying purple paint. Both crews were marooned.
23. I think I look great in purple. It really makes me look like a prince among men.
24. If you visit a website and the Terms and Conditions are in purple, click away from the page immediately. These violet your privacy.
25. My house was painted a bright purple, so I changed it to brown, then purple again. I went back to the fuchsia.

Best purple jokes

These next funny purple puns are some of our best jokes and puns about purple!

26. Where do you buy Purple things? From the La-vendor.
27. I recently found out that I’m colorblind. It came out of the purple.
28. What is purple and wines when it’s squished? A bunch of grapes.
29. My least favorite hue is purple. It’s worse than red and blue combined.
30. There’s a been a weather warning. Purple rain is about to start falling. You’d better run before the violet storms start.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about purple, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny color jokes then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Green jokes
• Blue puns