50 Funny Deer Puns

Here are 50 funny deer jokes and the best deer puns to crack you up. These jokes about deer are great deer jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of deer dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about deer, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this deer humor with others.

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Deer puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about deer that are also awesome deer jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye-deer.
2. What game do they play at stag parties? Truth or deer.
3. Who puts money under a deer’s pillow? The hoof fairy.
4. What’s a deer’s favorite type of bread? Sour doe.
5. How do you compliment a deer? Fawn over her.

6. Where do deer get all of their coffee? Star-bucks.
7. Why did the deer get braces? He had buck teeth.
8. Where did the deer go to fix its tail? The re-tail shop.
9. Who did Bambi invite to his birthday party? His nearest and deer-est friends.
10. What did the deer say when he left the barbershop? I feel like a million bucks.

11. What is the name of Santa’s naughtiest deer? Rude-olph.
12. What kind of deer make great weather forecasters? Rain-deer.
13. What do you call a deer doctor? A hart surgeon.
14. What’s a deer’s favorite game? Buckaroo.
15. How do you see a deer behind you? Hindsight.

16. What do deer’s call hunters? Doe foes.
17. What do deer read? Stag-azines.
18. What kind of deer is Homer Simpson’s favorite? A doe.
19. What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again? Fawn-tasia.
20. What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor? Cookie-doe.

21. What did the stag order at the bar? An ice cold deer.
22. What would happen if Apple had deer in their office? They’d have an iDeer.
23. How do reindeers know that Christmas is coming? They look at their calen-deers.
24. What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house? Rings the deer bell.
25. Why did nobody place a bid for Doner and Blitzen in an auction? They were two deer.

26. When does a female deer need money? When she doesn’t have a buck.
27. When does a male deer need money? When he doesn’t have any doe.
28. Why do you never see deer hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
29. What do you call a moose that makes films? The deerector.
30. What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight? A non-deery diet.

Deer one liners

Here are some great deer joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about deer.

31. I recently lost my pet Elk. He was deer to me
32. I’ve opened a deer cloning service. It’s for anyone hoping to make a quick buck.
33. I inherited my uncle’s deer breeding business worth 10 million bucks. That’s a lot of doe
34. If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first. Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
35. Yeah, the NRA sounds great, but personally, I prefer Deer Lovers Anonymous. You get more bang for your buck.

36. 10% of female deer like Mario. It’s one in ten doe.
37. I saw a purple fawn the other day. I named it laven-deer.
38. A baby deer has been hanging around my house lately. I’m quite fawned of it.
39. If you ever find yourself on top of a stag, hold on for deer life.
40. My friend found a deer stuck in a fence. It took him 4 hours, but he was able to rescue it. He’ll do anything for a buck.

Best deer jokes

These next funny deer puns are some of our best jokes and puns about deer!

41. How does a deer clean her feet? Hoof paste.
42. Why did the hunter miss his mark? He was not aiming deerectly for it.
43. What’s a deer’s favorite type of cheese? Fawn-do.
44. What do you call a deer with a perfect version? A good-eyed deer.
45. What do you call a deer that can write with both hands? Bambi-dextrous.

46. How did Mozart hunt deer? With his Wolfgang.
47. What is the cheapest kind of meat? Deer legs. They’re under a buck
48. What do you call a baby deer with no parents? An orfawn.
49. What happens when a reindeer gets on the mic? He sleighs.
50. What would you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about deer, we hope you had a good laugh.

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