35 Funny Data Puns

Here are 35 funny data jokes and the best data puns to crack you up. These jokes about data are great data jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of data dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about data, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this data humor with others.

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• Data puns
• Data one liners
• Best data jokes
• Final thoughts

Data puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about data that are also awesome data jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What’s a ghost‘s favorite data type? Boolean.
2. How does one mine for data? By quarrying a database.
3. Which way did the programmer go? He went data way.
4. Which food collects your personal data? A Zuckerburger.
5. Why did the DBA leave her wife? She found out it was a one-to-many relationship.

6. How much data can be stored in a glacier? A frostbite
7. How do data scientists quantify rabies outbreaks? In megabytes.
8. Why are sailors terrible DBAs. They try to make all of the data float.
9. Why was the database administrator on the space station so frustrated? They kept dropping tables but they wouldn’t go anywhere.
10. Why did the database administrator slice a tree stump in half? He needed a binary log.

11. What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
12. What’s a pirate‘s favorite device to store data on? A CD-RUM.
13. What did the database administrator say after recovering a corrupted database? Keep calm and query on.
14. Why couldn’t the restaurant owners open a new data center? They didn’t have enough servers
15. Where do computers keep their money? In a data bank.

Data one liners

Here are some great data joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about data.

16. Statistics show that statistics cannot be trusted.
17. I saw a great movie about databases today. I can’t wait for the SQL
18. I never thought I’d have a fetish for collecting data on people. But then I came to my census
19. There are two types of people in this world: One, who can extrapolate from incomplete data, Two.
20. New data has claimed that only 51% of students leave school with an acceptable grade in Maths. Safe to say I am part of the 32% that struggled with it.

21. A database professional walks into a bar and joins two tables.
22. If you decide to store all these data jokes they should really go in a dad-a-base.
23. My stats professor told me that the larger the sample size the more trustworthy the data. I guess the N’s justify the means.
24. I collected a lot of data trying to disprove confirmation bias. The results were exactly what I expected.
25. If you think that your microwave is collecting data and the TV is spying on you is bad enough. Well the vacuum have been gathering dirt on your for years.

26. There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
27. A guy started a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables. It’s called Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia.
28. All I do in my statistics class is subtract the average number from data sets. It’s demeaning.
29. A couple of relational databases walked into a NoSQL bar. They left because they couldn’t find a table.
30. Data science is 80% preparing data, 20% complaining about preparing data.

Best data jokes

These next funny data puns are some of our best jokes and puns about data!

31. What country’s bees can store the most data? U.S.Bees.
32. What do you call data that evaporates? Cloud.
33. What did the underpaid data scientist say? I need arrays.
34. What do you call a drive full of sorted data? Information in formation.
35. What did the data say when it was drowning? I’m syncing.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about data, we hope you had a good laugh.

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