35 Funny BBQ Puns

Here are 35 funny BBQ jokes and the best BBQ puns to crack you up. These jokes about barbeques are great jokes for kids and adults.

BBQ puns

Here is our top list of BBQ dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about barbeque, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this BBQ humor with others.

1. What do leprechauns love to BBQ? Short ribs.
2. What do zombies like to eat at barbeques? Halloweenies.
3. Why are hamburgers so happy at barbeques? They get to meet all their old flames.
4. Why did the blonde throw her favorite doll on the grill? She thought it was a Barbie-Q.
5. What’s the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ? South Korean BBQ has more Seoul.

6. What do you call a BBQ pun? A meataphor.
7. How do you make a pig smile? Put it on the BBQ.
8. How do you know when there’s a vegetarian at your BBQ? They’ll tell you.
9. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments at a barbecue? A moo-sical band.
10. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? Barbecued ribs with prickly sauce.

11. What’s the worst thing about going to a Vegan BBQ? The screaming.
12. How do you know pickles love a good barbecue? They relish the moment.
13. Why was the dragon always invited to barbecue Sundays? So he could fire up the grill.
14. Why did the vegetarians refuse to attend the BBQ? Because they didn’t want to meat their doom.
15. Why does BBQ sauce always win the race? Because the other competitors are always plain Ketchup.

BBQ one liners

Here are some great BBQ joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about BBQ.

16. If Fred Durst opened a BBQ restaurant, he’d probably call it LIMP BRISKET.
17. Today my dinner plans were foiled. Potatoes on the BBQ.
18. Steaks are so happy at barbeques. They get to meat all their old flames.
19. A cow went to a BBQ restaurant to complain that her reputation is at stake.
20. I heard they just opened a BBQ restaurant near the top of Mt. Everest. Careful though, the steaks are high.

21. Seven days without a barbeque makes one weak.
22. I went to a vegan BBQ. I thought the Vegan was overcooked.
23. The skeleton went to a BBQ to get spare ribs.
24. Nobody throws a BBQ as good as me. My record is 17 feet.
25. A guy wanted to take home the leftovers from the BBQ, but somebody else foiled his plans.

Best BBQ jokes

These next funny barbeque puns are some of our best jokes and puns about BBQ!

26. What do you call three Barbies in a line? BBQ.
27. What kind of grill does a spider BBQ on? A Weber.
28. What did the BBQ say to the grill master? You’re smokin’ hot.
29. What did the burger say to the BBQ? Is it meat you’re looking for?
30. How do you know how long to leave sweet corn on the BBQ grill? Just play it by ear.

31. What do you bring to a lawyer BBQ? Just ice.
32. What’s a librarians favorite thing to bring to a BBQ? A shush kebab.
33. Why does my dad hug his barbecue? Because it is the grill of his dreams.
34. Why did the chicken refuse to go on the BBQ? It was afraid of getting roasted.
35. What happened to the cannibal that showed up late for BBQ? He got the cold shoulder.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about BBQ, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny food jokes, then check out these other great lists of funny puns:

• Alcohol jokes
• Cupcake puns
• Jokes about cakes
• Burger jokes for kids