42 Funny Triangle Jokes

Sometimes you just need a good triangle joke.. I don’t know why.. I also don’t know how you got here, but here you go, enjoy :p. I’ve drawn up this list with only the best ones I could find and made a few myself.

If you have a triangle pun yourself, flick me it in the comments, I am always reviewing suggestions and adding to this archive of human-made jokes. Thanks for stopping by!

Triangle puns

1. How do you climb a triangle? By scalene it.
2. What do you call a triangle that got owned? A wrecked-angle.
3. Why was the isosceles triangle all over the place? Because it was equal on all sides.

6. Why did the obtuse angle go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t right.
7. Why couldn’t the triangle get a bank loan? Because its parents wouldn’t cosine.
8. Why was the ratio of the side opposite an angle to the hypotenuse sick? Because it had sine-flu.
9. What’s the difference between a triangle and Leeds United? A triangle has three points. (Leeds United is my fav football team – yeah that’s right “football” not soccer :p).

11. What did the circle say to the triangle? I see your point.
12. What is at the bottom of the Bermuda triangle? A wreck tangle.
13. What kind of animal lives in a triangle? Hippotenuse.
14. Why does school talk about triangles so much? Some people don’t get the point.
15. Are we really expected to eat three square meals a day? I’m sure triangles and circles provide equal nutritional value.

16. What’s the hardest working angle in geometry? A triangle.
17. What is the secret triangle-based code of mathematicians? SIN language.
18. Why is an obtuse triangle never depressed? Because its angle is never down.
19. What did the triangle say to the square? Nice quads bro.

21. Why aren’t there many jokes about triangles? Because some of them are obtuse.
22. Why is the Toblerone chocolate shaped like a triangle? So that it’ll fit inside the box.
23. What did the right triangle do after he lost one of his angles? He went on a tangent.

Triangle one liners

26. Triangles seem to be rich. They hold so many properties.
27. I saw a deaf triangle with an unknown angle, So I Sined to it.
28. A circle accidentally shot a square his triangle buddy said, “Well, I guess he’s poly-gone.
29. I had a joke about the hypotenuse of a triangle. I’m only able to tell one side of the story, though.

31. I’m always in a love triangle. I fall in love with a girl, the girl is in love with nobody, and nobody loves me.
32. Don’t argue with a 90-degree triangle. It’s always right.
33. My daughter asked me why I got a tattoo of a triangle. Because it’s edgy.
34. The bermuda triangle used to be known as the bermuda rectangle, until one of the sides mysteriously vanished.
35. I wanted to take ownership of a building shaped like a triangle. But I couldn’t get anyone to cosine.

36. If you were a triangle, you would be an acute one.
37. The Bermuda Triangle is a great vacationing spot most people that go there, never come back.
38. A triangle says to a circle: You’re pointless. Then the circle says back: That’s how I roll.
39. Today, in math class, we had to label triangles. I would tell you the answers, but they’re all classified now.

Best triangle jokes

41. What kind of triangle is a tortilla chip? An i-salsa-les triangle.
42. Where did the square go after killing the triangle? To prism.
43. What kind of glasses do triangles wear? Trifocals.
44. Why did the triangle player quit the orchestra? It was just one ting after another.
45. Why didn’t the triangle go outside to get a Tan? Cos the Sine said so.

46. Why was the triangle sent to hell? Cos sin.
47. Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach? Because it was more than 90 degrees.
48. Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle? Just cos.
49. How can you tell if a triangle is dead? It won’t show any sines of life.
50. Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle? They were right for each other.

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Fire jokes
• James Bond puns
• Jokes about Batman
• Harry Potter jokes for kids