15 Funny Caramel Puns

Here are 15 funny caramel jokes and the best caramel puns to crack you up. These jokes about caramel are great jokes for kids and adults.

Caramel puns

Here is our top list of caramel dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about caramel, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this caramel humor with others.

What is sweet and walks in the desert? A Caramel.
Why did the caramel enthusiast get upset? No Riesen.
What’s a Cops favorite kind of candy? Assaulted Caramel.
What caramel is traditionally served at a Jewish wedding? Mazel toffee.
How did the hipster burn his mouth? He took a sip of his venti caramel latte before it was cool.

Here are some great caramel joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about caramel.

I burnt the caramel custard that I was making. It was time for flan B.
I was walking down the road when suddenly somebody threw a twix at me. I was struck by a smooth caramel.
Chuck Norris knows how they get the caramel inside the chocolate bar.
I had my front door replaced with a door entirely made out of chocolate with a ganache handle and caramel accents. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
An ice cream man was found unconscious in his van today, covered in chocolate sprinkles, hundreds and thousands, raspberry sauce, caramel & nuts. Police believe he tried to top himself.

These next funny caramel puns are some of our best jokes and puns about caramel!

What do you call a burnt down candy shop? Caramel.
What do you call a train full of caramel? A chew chew train
What did the caramel say to the shoe? I’m stuck on you.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on a piece of caramel? He got stuck in orbit.
Why did the caramel cross the road? Because it was stuck to chickens foot.