35 Funny Panda Jokes

My youngest son says that Panda’s are one of his favorite animals and when we travelled to Belgium we went to Pairi Daiza zoo and got to see one! That zoo is insane by the way! But anyway, I have a collection here of panda jokes that I have curated over time and added my own jokes too. If you really like a specific one, let me know in the comments section. Thanks for coming to my website by the way 🙂

Panda puns

1. What do pandas pack for camping trips? for The bear minimum.
2. How do pandas get to hospital? In the bamboolance.
3. How does a panda make pancakes in the morning? With a pan. duh.
4. What do you call a bear that doesn’t want to grow up? Peter Panda.
5. What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast? A panda on roller skates.

6. Why do pandas like old movies? Because they’re black and white.
7. What’s black and white and very noisy? A panda with a set of drums.
8. How did the panda lose his dinner? He was Bamboozled.
9. What kind of socks do pandas wear? They don’t, they have bear feet.

11. What’s black and white and bounces? A rubber panda.
12. Did you hear about the Pandas that were in a food fight? They all got Bambooboos
13. What’s black and white and red all over? A sunburned panda.
14. What’s black and white and as hard as a rock? A panda that’s fallen in cement.
15. What’s black and white and goes round and round? A panda stuck in a revolving door.

16. Why was the little bear so spoiled? Because its mother panda’d to its every need.
17. Did you hear about the party that the bears threw last night? It was panda-monium.
18. What’s black and white, has four legs and a trunk? Two pandas on holiday.
19. What’s black and white and stands in the corner? A naughty panda.
20. What’s a panda’s biggest life regret? It never had a selfie in color.

Panda one liners

21. On Halloween, pandas scare each other by shouting bam-BOO.
22. I asked a panda if he was my friend. He said, “Just bearly”.
23. Today, I saw twin pandas. That bears repeating.
24. If you ask a bear what his favorite part of the body is, he’ll say the panda-creas.

26. The difference between a panda and a polar bear is about 1,000 miles.
27. These panda jokes are not good. In fact, they are pretty unbearable.
28. If a panda gets sick, they should take some pandadol.

Best panda jokes

36. Why are pandas endangered? Because bamboo shoots.
37. Why was the panda drunk? He’d been on the bambooze again.
38. Why do pandas hold strong opinions? They’re black and white creatures.
39. What do you call a large group of sick pandas? A panda-emic.
40. To spell Panda. All you need is P and A.

41. What do bears eat for breakfast? Panda-cakes.
42. What do you call a panda with no teeth? A gummy bear.
43. What’s invisible and smells like bamboo? Panda farts.
44. What do you get if you cross a panda bear and a harp? A bear-faced lyre.

If you want to hear more animal puns and jokes then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Penguin jokes
• Turtle puns
• Jokes about octopuses
• Whale jokes for kids