30 Funny Rugby Jokes

Here are 30 funny rugby jokes and the best rugby puns to crack you up. These jokes about rugby are great jokes for kids and adults.

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Here is our top list of rugby dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about rugby, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this rugby humor with others.

Which Star Wars character is best at rugby? Darth Maul.
What do you get when you cross rugby with Halloween? Drop ghouls.
Why couldn’t Cinderella play rugby? She kept running away from the ball.
What did the rugby coach do when the pitch flooded? He sent on the subs.
What’s the difference between Prince William and a rugby ball? One is the heir to the throne. The other is thrown into the air.

What’s a bee’s favorite sport? Rugbee.
Why don’t grasshoppers watch rugby? They prefer cricket.
Why do rugby fans eat up the sport? Because it’s scrum-ptious.
Why was the rugby player upset on their birthday? Because they got a red card.
Why was the tiny ghost recruited to the rugby team? The coaches wanted a little team spirit.

Here are some great rugby joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about rugby.

Rugby puns are alright. But only Five Eighths of them are any good.
Went to a rugby referee’s retirement party last night. It was a good send-off.
The Pencil Rugby Club played the Pen Rugby Club recently. It ended up as a draw.
I almost scored 5 points in our rugby game yesterday. It was a nice try.
A friend of mine only goes to watch rugby to play pranks on people. He likes Twickenham.

As a Brit I can’t get into American football. They rugby the wrong way.
A local team of ghosts have taken up rugby. They are excellent at scoring drop ghouls.
These new rugby matches in space will never take off. There’s just no atmosphere.
I went to see the local rugby stadium. It was really cool inside. I think it was all the fans.
A rugby player goes to the physio and says “it hurts when I touch my arm, my chest and my leg.” The physio says, “You’ve broken your finger”.

These next funny rugby puns are some of our best jokes and puns about rugby!

What tea do rugby players drink? Penal-tea.
I broke my collarbone the other day playing rugby. At least I tried.
What do you call people who hang around with rugby players? Backs.
Why did the rugby player go to see the vet? Because his calves were sore.
How many American Rugby fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Both of them.

I cooked and ate a Rugby ball. Tasted scrummy.
I tried to play vehicle rugby. But my car had only one boot.
Once you’ve heard one rugby joke. You’ve heard a maul.
What insect lives in your mats and is good at scoring tries? The rug bee.
I had a go at rugby the other day. I thought I was doing really well. But everyone just kept saying “nice try”.