25 Funny Mug Puns

Here are 25 funny mug jokes and the best mug puns to crack you up. These jokes about mugs are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of mug dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about mugs, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this mug humor with others.

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• Mug puns
• Mug one liners
• Best mug jokes
• Final thoughts

Mug puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about mugs that are also awesome mug jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? A s-mug-gler.
2. Why don’t mathematicians get mugged? Because there’s safety in numbers.
3. Why did the mug go to the doctor? Because it was feeling tea-rrible.
4. Why did the mug refuse to go on a date with the teapot? Because it found him too steep!
5. Why is it smart to ask your coffee mug for advice? Because it always has a handle on every thing.

6. What do you call a cup with a handle? a mug.
7. Why don’t cups gamble? It’s a mug’s game.
8. What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup? A muggle.
9. What do skeletons use to mug people? A shoulder blade.
10. What do you call it when you accidentally put Vietnamese noodles in a coffee mug instead of a bowl? A pho cup.

11. What did one mug say to the other mug? I love you a latte.
12. When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug? When it gets a handle on life.
13. What did the sloth say when he was mugged by a bunch of snails? It all happened so fast.
14. What did the cloud say when it was getting robbed? It sure is muggy out.
15. Why did the espresso call the police? Because it was mugged.

Mug one liners

Here are some great mug joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about mugs.

16. I put root beer in a square mug. Now I have beer.
17. Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
18. I used to have a fear of mugs. But I’ve handled it now.
19. A man walks into a bra and asks for a mug of beer. “Sorry sir,” says the bartender, “We only serve in cups here.”
20. I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging a few years ago. Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful.

Best mug jokes

These next funny mug puns are some of our best jokes and puns about mugs!

21. What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee? Mugging.
22. How do latte cups greet each other? With mugs and kisses.
23. Why can’t cups of coffee go to Hogwarts? They’re muggles
24. What do you call it when you drop your coffee mug? A coffee break.
25. What do you call it when you accidentally put Vietnamese noodles in a coffee mug instead of a bowl? A pho cup.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about mugs, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

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