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35 Funny Motorcycle Jokes

ByChe Lewis

Here are 35 funny motorcycle jokes and the best motorcycle puns to crack you up. These jokes about motorcycles are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of motorcycle dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about motorcycles, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this motorcycle humor with others.

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Motorcycle puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about motorcycles that are also awesome motorcycle jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. What do you get when you mix a motorcycle with a joke? A Yamahaha.
  2. How do Jedi keep their motorcycle tires in place? They use the forks.
  3. Did you hear about the mute motorcycle gang? They don’t answer to nobody.
  4. Why should you keep hay in your motorcycle’s saddlebags? Hay increases horsepower.
  5. What kind of sound does a motorcycle of a pirate usually make? It goes like ‘Ruuum rum rum rummmmm.
  1. Why did the motorcycle stay at home? It was two-tired.
  2. What do you call a sad motorcycle? A moped.
  3. How can you double the value of a Kawasaki motorcycle? Fill it up with gas.
  4. What do you call a Harley Davidson with no tires? A groundhog.
  5. What type sound does the motorcycle of a witch usually make? Broom broom.
  1. What is Bob Marley called on a motorcycle? Bob Harley.
  2. Which Star Wars Rebels character do motorcycle enthusiasts like most? Chopper.
  3. What’s the most dangerous part of a motorcycle? The nut that connects the seat to the handlebar.
  4. Why was the tomato rushing to buy himself a motorcycle? Because he wanted to ketchup with his friends.
  5. Why did the man bring coffee to the motorcycle competition? He was told there would be doughnuts.
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Motorcycle one liners

Here are some great motorcycle joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about motorcycles.

  1. I got a new motorcycle for my wife. It was a great trade.
  2. The hybrid bike was upset. “I can’t just be a half motorcycle”, it moped.
  3. My brother once took his motorcycle to the doctor. He wanted to give it a fuel injection.
  4. I used to own a motorcycle which couldn’t go anywhere. Later I found out that the reason being it was two tired.
  5. Undertaker always rides his motorcycle slowly and never speeds it. Because he is not an overtaker.
  1. Friends are like motorcycles. Because I wish I had a motorcycle.
  2. The motorcycle loved travelling on just a single tire. He thought it was wheely cool.
  3. I used to be a motorcycle courier. Man those things are heavy.
  4. My girlfriend, Ruth, fell off the back of my motorcycle. I rode on, ruthlessly.
  5. Whenever I say motorcycle jokes, people laugh out loud. It feels like a Triumph every time.
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Best motorcycle jokes

These next funny motorcycle puns are some of our best jokes and puns about motorcycles!

  1. What motorcycles do ghosts prefer? A boo-cati.
  2. What’s the most musical part of a motorcycle? The drum brake.
  3. What kind of a bike does a farmer love riding? A Cow-asaki Moo-torcycle.
  4. What kind of a motorcycle does a pirate ride? An Arrrrrley Davidson.
  5. Why did the rim of the motorcycle start to make sounds suddenly? Because it spoke.
  1. What do you call a vicar on a motorcycle? Rev.
  2. What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride? A Holly Davidson.
  3. What internet web browser do motorcycle riders use? Chrome.
  4. What do you call a cyclist that’s interested in buying a motorcycle? Bike-curious.
  5. Why did the man bring his motorcycle to the doctor? For a fuel injection.
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Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about motorcycles, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny vehicle puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

Hi! I'm Che, and I hope you enjoy these jokes as much as me. These jokes lists are curated by me alone. I handpick the jokes for quality, create some myself or add ones that have been contributed by readers like you.

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