30 Jokes About Puzzles

Here are 30 funny puzzle jokes and the best puzzle puns to crack you up. These jokes about puzzles are great puzzle jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of puzzle dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about puzzles, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this puzzle humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about puzzles that are also awesome puzzle jokes for adults and kids to be told!

How does a person who has fallen asleep on a jigsaw puzzle wake up? With a puzzled look.
Why did the sudoku puzzle quit its job? Because it was tired of being a square.
Why did the crossword puzzle need a break? It was exhausted from all the wordplay.
Can puzzles really cut wood? Of course. All they need is a jigsaw.
Did you hear about the death of the person who invented the jigsaw puzzle? May she rest in pieces.

Have you ever seen a man who was murdered by a jigsaw? They always look puzzled.
What did the Rubik’s Cube say when it was solved? I’m over the rainbow.
What did the jigsaw puzzle say when it was finally finished? Piece of cake.
Why did the puzzle piece go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little jig-sore.
What did one puzzle piece say to the other? Let’s fit in together.

Here are some great puzzle joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about puzzles.

Now that I have swallowed a puzzle piece, I can finally discover my inner piece.
I like most puzzles. However, I draw the line at dot to dots.
A dancing puzzle is a jiggy-saw.
Went to a fancy dress party as a jigsaw piece but didn’t like it. I just didn’t fit in.
People who are working on word puzzles should not be interrupted until it’s finished. Interrupting them might result in some cross words.

There’s nothing greater than a completed jigsaw puzzle. It’s just so piece-ful.
Puzzles cut wood with a jigsaw.
Yesterday I got hit on the head with a jigsaw. I’m going to piece the evidence together until I find who it was.
I fell asleep on a jigsaw and woke up with a puzzled look.
I’m so proud of myself because it only took me six months to complete a jigsaw puzzle. The box said two to four years.

I was in pieces when I couldn’t complete the puzzle.
The girl who invented Sudoku actually really hated numbers. She just wanted to put them in their place.
Found a random piece of a jigsaw in my car today and I’ve no idea where it came from. It’s a bit of a puzzle.
My friends were doing a jigsaw puzzle of a human body, and I hid the upper arm. It was humerus.
I got some sudoku toilet paper. Sadly I can’t complete it, since I can only fill it with 1’s and 2’s.

These next funny puzzle puns are some of our best jokes and puns about puzzles!

What do you call a fake sudoku? A pseudo-ku.
Why did the Rubik’s cube go to the doctor? He was feeling all mixed up.
How do blind people start a word search? Usually by getting a feel for it first.
What did the crossword puzzle say when it got stuck? I’m at a loss for words.
My friend is going crazy after losing a puzzle piece for her 15,000 piece puzzle. Wait till she finds out that I’m missing 14,999 pieces.