50 Jokes About Knees

In kneed of a good joke? Here are 50 funny knee jokes and the best knee puns to crack you up.

Knee puns

Here are some of our favorite jokes about knees!

What do you call a leg wearing a hat? A knee cap
What do you call calm knees? In harmo-knee.
What’s a comedians favorite wrestling move? The Knee Slapper.
What kind of knee does Pinocchio have? Wooden you like to know.
What did the doctor recommend when the gingerbread man’s knee was sore? Icing it.

What did the knee father call out to his knee boy? Son-knee, come over here.
Why did the knee specialist turn into a priest? He wanted to have a mea-knee-ingful life.
Why were the jokes about knee surgery so hilarious that they were knee slappers? Because they were very fun-knee.
Why were the police trying to catch the knee surgery expert? Because he had a lot of ammu-knee-tion!
What is the name of the cute rabbit who has knees in the shape of bread? A bun-knee.

Why did Eminem kneel at the half time show? His knees were weak, and arms were heavy.
What do you call a nervous knee? A pa-knee-c.
What is the name of the cartoon channel related to knees? Kneeckelodeon.
What type of knee is an expert in martial arts? A Knee-nja.
What do you call a knee that can grant you three magical wishes? A ge-knee.

What should we be calling a thirteen-year-old knee? You can get to call it tee-knee
What is the kind of pizza that knee surgery experts love having? Peppero-knee pizza.
Why did the knee surgeon have a lot of food every day? Because he was a case of gluto-knee.
What do you call a knee that is addicted to social media? A mille-knee-al.
What has two knees and swims? A two-knee fish.

Which knee is Mickey’s favorite knee? Disney
What is it called when your knee transplant fails? Iron-knee.
Why did Chuck Norris wear knee pads? He never liked Bruised Knee
What do you call a guy with an ant on his knee? Anthony.
What do you call a Volleyball player who hurt her knee diving for the ball? Courtney.

Apart from a cap, what else does a knee like to wear? A biki-knee.
How do you describe a person’s knees that are very sharp? You say they are like a knee-dle.
What should one be calling a knee that bees like to sit on? Hoknee.
Did you hear about the girl who had her knee replaced with a Magic 8-Ball? She had a prophetic prosthetic.
What kind of knee blows out smoke? A chimknee.

What did the Italian baker say to the paramedics after the mafia broke his knees with a pan? Pan-knee-knee.
What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee? Tony.
What should you call a knee that is extremely small in size? A ti-knee.
Why did the woman with the bad knee go to the mathematician? Because her knees were giving her problems she couldn’t solve.
How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got down on one knee and said, “I don’t wanna be Obama self.”

Here are some great knee joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about knees.

Two different doctors worked together on my knee surgery. It was a joint operation.
My left knee has never committed a crime. I can’t say the same for his felony.
Guys give me some good KNEE puns. I am In-Knee-ciating this because i really knee-d it
Just had double knee surgery in Japan I guess you can call them Japa-knees.
My son and I both have knee problems It is a joint issue.

These next funny knee puns are some of our best jokes and puns about knees!

What are cows knees called? Burger joints.
Why do we have knee caps? Because two is enough.
Why did the kid rub herbs on his scraped knee? Because thyme heals all wounds.
Why do doctors hit your knee? They get a small kick out of it.
Did you hear Bruce Lee hit his knee? He is now bruise knee.