35 Funny Elf Puns

Here are 35 funny elf jokes and the best elf puns to crack you up. These jokes about elves are great elf jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of elf dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about elves, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this elf humor with others.

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Elf puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about elves that are also awesome elf jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. Where do elves vote? The North Poll.
2. Why do Santa’s helpers go to therapy? To help their elf esteem.
3. What does Santa use to bake a cake? Elf-raising flour.
4. What do you call an elf entrepreneur? A small business owner.
5. What did Santa tell his helpers when they listened in on his conversation? Quit elves-dropping.

6. How do elfs keep trim? Elfy eating.
7. What make of cars do elves drive? Toy-otas.
8. Why did the elf sleep in the fireplace? Because he wanted to sleep like a log.
9. Why did Father Christmas have to shut his workshop one day? For an elf and safety check.
10. How many elves does it take to change a light bulb? Five! One to change the light bulb and 4 to stand on each other’s shoulders.

11. Who do elf music fans call the King? Elfis.
12. What do you call an elf who learns independently? Elf-taught.
13. What is Santa Claus’ tax status? Elf employed.
14. What’s the first thing elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
15. How do Santa’s elves go to different floors in the toy workshop? They use the elf-avator.

16. Where do elves go to get famous? Holly-wood.
17. What do you call an elf who won’t share? Elfish.
18. What do socialist elves support? Redistribution of welf.
19. What is elves’ favorite sport? Miniature golf.
20. What’s the self-care mantra of elves? Treat yo’elf.

21. What do Santa’s elves cook with in the kitchen? A u-tinsel.
22. Why do gnomes and elves dislike each other? Due to a little disrespect.
23. What do you call it when all the elves clap for their boss? Santapplause.
24. Reindeers do not go to school because they are elf taught.
25. Just drew a really cool picture, it’s half mouse and half-elf. Sorry to boast, but I’m just feeling really proud of mouse-elf.

Best elf jokes

These next funny elf puns are some of our best jokes and puns about elves!

26. What kind of elf lives in a fizzy drink can? A Sprite.
27. What type of music do elves like best? Wrap.
28. What’s an animal that never forgets Christmas? An elfant.
29. What do you call a badly behaved elf? A rebel without a Claus.
30. What goes inside elves’ pointy shoes? Their mistletoes.

31. What do you call an elf who is walking backwards? A Fle.
32. What happens to naughty elves? They get the sack.
33. What are elves’ favorite types of photos? Elfies.
34. What do vegetarian elves eat? Elfalfa sprouts.
35. What kind of money do elves always use? Jingle bills.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about elves, we hope you had a good laugh.

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