34 Funny Elf Puns
Tis the season for some elf jokes and I have been busy gathering all these elf puns over the years. I have put them all together here in a list of the best ones and added in some of my own too.
So if you like some lame dad jokes around Christmas time and you want a list of jokes made by a real person (not an AI elf), then you’ve come to the right place. Enjoy and Merry Christmas!
Elf jokes
- How do elfs keep trim? Elfy eating.
- Why did the elf sleep in the fireplace? Because he wanted to sleep like a log.
- What make of cars do elves drive? Toy-otas.
- Why did Father Christmas have to shut his workshop one day? For an elf and safety check.
- How many elves does it take to change a light bulb? Five! One to change the light bulb and 4 to stand on each other’s shoulders.
- Where do elves vote? The North Poll.
- Where do elves go to get famous? Holly-wood.
- What do you call an elf who won’t share? Elfish.
- What do Santa’s elves cook with in the kitchen? A u-tinsel.
- Why do gnomes and elves dislike each other? Due to a little disrespect.
- What do you call it when all the elves clap for their boss? Santapplause.
- Just drew a really cool picture, it’s half mouse and half-elf. Sorry to boast, but I’m just feeling really proud of mouse-elf.
- Who do elf music fans call the King? Elfis.
- What do you call an elf who learns independently? Elf-taught.
- What is Santa Claus’ tax status? Elf employed.
- What’s the first thing elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
- How do Santa’s elves go to different floors in the toy workshop? They use the elf-avator.
- What do socialist elves support? Redistribution of welf.
- What is elves’ favorite sport? Miniature golf.
- What’s the self-care mantra of elves? Treat yo’elf.
- What do you call an elf who is walking backwards? A Fle.
- What happens to naughty elves? They get the sack.
- What are elves’ favorite types of photos? Elfies.
- What do vegetarian elves eat? Elfalfa sprouts.
- What kind of elf lives in a fizzy drink can? A Sprite.
- What type of music do elves like best? Wrap.
- What’s an animal that never forgets Christmas? An elfant.
- What do you call a badly behaved elf? A rebel without a Claus.
- What goes inside elves’ pointy shoes? Their mistletoes.
- Why do Santa’s helpers go to therapy? To help their elf esteem.
- What do you call an elf entrepreneur? A small business owner.
- What does Santa use to bake a cake? Elf-raising flour.
- What did Santa tell his helpers when they listened in on his conversation? Quit elves-dropping.
- What kind of money do elves always use? Jingle bills.
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