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20 Funny Bison Jokes

ByChe Lewis Updated on

I don’t know if I have actually seen a bison or a buffalo in real life, not even in a zoo, just on a David Attenborough Planet Earth episode, I think. They look pretty tough though. If you are ever standing across from one, just tell it one of these bison jokes I have curated and wait for it to eyeroll and walk away from you. That’s what happens when I tell these jokes to my kids anyway..

If you have a better joke to add to this list, then drop it down in the comments for me to enjoy and possibly add to the main list. Thanks for being here by the way and have a great day!

Cartoon graphic of a smiling bison on a blue background.

Bison puns

  1. What is a bison outcast called? Buffa lonely.
  2. What do you call a bison with a great poker face? A bluffolo.
  3. What do you call an old bison with 2 antennas? Bicentennial.
  4. Where do bison go to the bathroom at the zoo in London? The buffa loo.
  1. What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? A buffa-loan.
  2. Why did the buffalo farmer go to the pride parade? He had a bison.
  3. What did the woman say after dropping her son off at Yellowstone National Park? Bison.
  1. Why does the bison work out at the gym by himself? He likes to get buffalone.
  2. What do you get when you cross a bison with a duck? Buffalo bill.
  3. What do you call a bison in a phone booth? Stuck.
  4. What the difference between a Buffalo and Bison? You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo.
  5. What happens when 2 single bison meet up, fall in love and run away to get married? They buffalope
Cartoon graphic of a large bison on a blue background.

Bison one liners

  1. I study bison as a hobby. I guess you could say I’m a buffalo buff.
  2. I had a Bison steak at a restaurant recently. When I finished, I asked the waiter for the buffalo bill.
  3. I saw an insane bison a the zoo today. It was buffa-loco.
  4. I asked my dad what’s for dinner and he said Bison. And then he walked out the door and never came home.
Cartoon graphic of a cute bison on a blue background.

Best bison jokes

  1. What do you call a bison magician? Poof-alo.
  2. I’m celebrating 200 years of the buffalo. It’s the bison-tennial.
  3. What does a bison say when he answers the phone? Buff Hello.
  4. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of a bison? The lawyer chargers more.
Cartoon graphic of a bison smiling with blue eyes on a blue background.

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny animal jokes:

Hi! I'm Che, and I hope you enjoy these jokes as much as me. These jokes lists are curated by me alone. I handpick the jokes for quality, create some myself or add ones that have been contributed by readers like you.

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