34 Funny Elf Puns

Tis the season for some elf jokes and I have been busy gathering all these elf puns over the years. I have put them all together here in a list of the best ones and added in some of my own too.

So if you like some lame dad jokes around Christmas time and you want a list of jokes made by a real person (not an AI elf), then you’ve come to the right place. Enjoy and Merry Christmas!

Elf jokes

6. How do elfs keep trim? Elfy eating.
7. Why did the elf sleep in the fireplace? Because he wanted to sleep like a log.
8. What make of cars do elves drive? Toy-otas.
9. Why did Father Christmas have to shut his workshop one day? For an elf and safety check.
10. How many elves does it take to change a light bulb? Five! One to change the light bulb and 4 to stand on each other’s shoulders.
11. Where do elves vote? The North Poll.
12. Where do elves go to get famous? Holly-wood.
13. What do you call an elf who won’t share? Elfish.
14. What do Santa’s elves cook with in the kitchen? A u-tinsel.
15. Why do gnomes and elves dislike each other? Due to a little disrespect.
16. What do you call it when all the elves clap for their boss? Santapplause.
17. Just drew a really cool picture, it’s half mouse and half-elf. Sorry to boast, but I’m just feeling really proud of mouse-elf.
18. Who do elf music fans call the King? Elfis.
19. What do you call an elf who learns independently? Elf-taught.
20. What is Santa Claus’ tax status? Elf employed.
21. What’s the first thing elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
22. How do Santa’s elves go to different floors in the toy workshop? They use the elf-avator.
23. What do socialist elves support? Redistribution of welf.
24. What is elves’ favorite sport? Miniature golf.
25. What’s the self-care mantra of elves? Treat yo’elf.
26. What do you call an elf who is walking backwards? A Fle.
27. What happens to naughty elves? They get the sack.
28. What are elves’ favorite types of photos? Elfies.
29. What do vegetarian elves eat? Elfalfa sprouts.
30. What kind of elf lives in a fizzy drink can? A Sprite.
31. What type of music do elves like best? Wrap.
32. What’s an animal that never forgets Christmas? An elfant.
33. What do you call a badly behaved elf? A rebel without a Claus.
34. What goes inside elves’ pointy shoes? Their mistletoes.
35. Why do Santa’s helpers go to therapy? To help their elf esteem.
36. What do you call an elf entrepreneur? A small business owner.
37. What does Santa use to bake a cake? Elf-raising flour.
38. What did Santa tell his helpers when they listened in on his conversation? Quit elves-dropping.
39. What kind of money do elves always use? Jingle bills.

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