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19 Funny Coconut Puns

ByChe Lewis Updated on

When there are school fair’s nearby, I take my kids and one of the things we always do is find a coconut shy. Hitting a coconut off its perch is soo satisfying! Anyway, throw one of the coconut puns at your friends and family nexttiome you have a coconut. It has a mix of jokes I have found and ones I have made myself, but all of them are made by a real person.. crazy to think in this day in age.

Cartoon graphic of a smiling coconut with sharp long leaves behind on a blue background.

Coconut puns

  1. What’s the difference between one parrot and two? One parrot can’t carry a coconut, but toucan.
  2. What’s in the middle of a coconut? The letter ‘o’.
  3. What do you call the other side of the coconut? A cocobutt.
  4. What do you call a coconut which doesn’t say much and doesn’t join in? A coconut shy.
  5. What do you call someone who searches for chocolate-covered coconut? A Bounty hunter.
  1. Did you hear about the person who could predict the future by looking at a coconut tree? She’s a palm reader.
  2. Why did the coconut not enjoy the fairground? People queued to throw balls at them.
  3. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on a summer holiday.
Cartoon graphic of a smiling half of a coconut wearing glasses with sharp long leaves behind on a blue background.

Coconut one liners

  1. Two coconuts are walking down the road. One says, “Can you hear a horse
  2. The coconut was sad because it felt empty inside.
  3. Onions isn’t the only food that can make you cry. Have you ever dropped a coconut on your foot?
  1. My favorite drink is coconut-tea.
  2. I wanted to get alerts from the palm tree. So, I signed up for coconut-ifications.
  3. I accidentally spilled a coconut milk based curry on my patella, but just a small amount. It was only a Thai knee issue.
Cartoon graphic of a smiling coconut walking on a blue background.

Best coconut jokes

  1. When two coconuts collide, what do you call it? A pina Collide-a.
  2. Why don’t coconuts have any money? Because people milk them dry.
  3. What did the coconut say to the pineapple? We blend well together.
  4. I’ve eaten fresh coconut once. It’s a hard nut to crack.
  5. I bought coconut shampoo, then I realized that I don’t even have a coconut.
Cartoon graphic of a half-coconut smiling and jumping on a blue background.

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