45 Funny Pear Puns

Here are 45 funny pear jokes and the best pear puns to crack you up. These jokes about pears are great pear jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of pear dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about pears, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this pear humor with others.

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Pear puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about pears that are also awesome pear jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What do you call two pears? A pair.
2. What do you call a pear in a compressor? Pear pressure.
3. When does a pear become a pair? When one appears.
4. Why was the pear feeling overwhelmed? Because it had too many pear-sonal projects on its plate.
5. How did the pear get into an easy group at the Olympics? Because it was well seeded.

6. Why did the pear go to the doctor? Because it was feeling pear-shaped.
7. Why was the pear by himself? Because the banana split.
8. What did the pear say when it saw a funny joke? I found that pear-ticularly amusing.
9. Why was the pear’s computer so slow? Because it had a pear-ishing amount of memory.
10. Why was the pear’s birthday party a disappointment? Because there was a pear-sonality conflict and no one got along.

11. When is an Iphone not an Apple? When there’s two of them. Then it’s a pear.
12. Why was the pear looking in the mirror? It wanted to see its pearspective.
13. Why did the pear get a bad grade on its test? Because it was pear-forming poorly.
14. Why was the pear feeling anxious? Because it was about to pear-form.
15. What do Noah and a tin can have in common? They both preserve pears.

16. What did the vegetable couple say to the fruit couple? You two make a nice pear.
17. What did the pear say to the other pear when they just got together? It’s good to be a pair.
18. Why was the pear always on edge? Because he had a seed of doubt planted in him.
19. What’s worse than finding a worm in your pear? Finding half a worm.
20. Why did the pear go to the gym? To pear-suade itself to get in shape.

21. Why did the pear stop running? He ran out of juice.
22. What did the pear say to the pineapple after they won a game? We make a great pear.
23. Why didn’t the pear and the banana get married? Because fruit cantaloupe.
24. Why was the pear worried? Because it was feeling pear-plexed.
25. Who is an apple’s favorite pop singer? Katy Peary.

Pear one liners

Here are some great pear joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about pears.

26. I pear-sonally think pears are the best fruit.
27. A lorry load of pears has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.
28. I’m not pear-fect, but I’m pretty pear-some.
29. We make a great pear.
30. I pear-ceive that pears are a great source of fiber.

31. I only buy one pear at a time They should be sold in pairs.
32. I’m not pear-sistent, but I do pear-sist in eating pears.
33. I pear-ceive that pears are a great fruit for people of all ages.
34. I used to weep over my poor apple harvest. Then I grew a pear.
35. I know you can’t compare apples to oranges but two apples do make a pear.

Best pear jokes

These next funny pear puns are some of our best jokes and puns about pears!

36. What fruit never goes anywhere alone? Pears.
37. Where do you take your pear tree when it runs out of pears? The re-pear shop.
38. What do you call a pear who plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity.
39. Did you hear about the pear that fell off of the tree? The damage was irre-pear-able.
40. Why do you call the guy a pear with mean world syndrome? Pearannoyed.

41. Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is.
42. What are twins favorite fruit? Pears.
43. What did the old pear see before it died? The grim ripe-r.
44. What does a pear tree do before growing it’s fruit? It pre-pears.
45. What’s green, hangs in a tree and shouts: I am an apple. I am an apple? A crazy pear.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about pears, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny fruit puns then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Coconut jokes
• Tomato puns
• Jokes about pineapples
• Mango jokes for kids