10 Funny Fig Puns

I have a fig tree right outside my front door, so it fig-gures that I had to have a list of fig jokes on the website. Whether you like your figs fresh or halved and caramelized in the pan, serve it up alongside one these fig puns I have curated and added to over time.

Cartoon graphic of a fig walking and smiling with hands in the air on a blue background.

Fig puns

You ever been tricked into eating a fig against your will? That’s a date.
What’s the difference between a fig and a date? I could get as many figs as I wanted in high school.
What do you call a fig that plays piano? Figaro.

Cartoon graphic of a mummy fig and baby fig smiling on a blue background.

Fig one liners

I hate eating dates, give me a fig-ing break.
I wanted to buy a new fruit tree but had no money. So I asked my wife if we could fig-ure something out.
My wife bought a fruit called a fig, she told me it was in the kitchen. I remembered I have no wife and it was just a fig ment of my imagination.

Cartoon graphic of a fig holding a sword and smiling on a blue background.

Best fig jokes

Did you hear about the world’s most beautiful tree? It has a great fig-ure.
Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies? Because he couldn’t find a date.
Why couldn’t the fig tree get back in shape? It could not stick to a root-ine.
Why did the boy bring a fig to the prom? Because he couldn’t find a date.