35 Funny Viking Jokes

Here are 35 funny Viking jokes and the best Viking puns to crack you up. These jokes about Vikings are great jokes for kids and adults.

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Here is our top list of Viking dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Vikings, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this Viking humor with others.

What is a Viking’s favorite music? Ragnarock.
What do you call a vegetarian Viking? Norvegan.
Where does a Viking keep their baby? In the Norsery.
What do you call the Viking who was bitten by a vampire? Norseferatu.
What did the Viking say when hanging out his laundry? Today is a good day to dry.

What kind of car does a Viking drive? A fjord.
How do Vikings get each other’s attention? They ValHolla.
Why did the Vikings not have high doorknobs? Because of Loki.
How can you tell if you’re at a classy Viking restaurant? They have Valhalla parking.
Why were the Vikings such good sailors? You can lead a Norse to water but you can’t make him sink.

How was the Viking party? Pretty Loki.
What stories did Vikings tell their children? Norsery Rhymes.
Did you hear about the Viking cannibal? He had a Swede-tooth.
Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated? He was Bjorn again.
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders? It’s either my way or Norway.

How did Vikings send secret messages? Norse code.
Where do Vikings go when they get old? The Norsing home.
Did you hear about the Viking who hit his thumb with a hammer and bit his tongue? It was Thor.
Where do Viking warrior scrabble champions go when they die? Vowel-halla.
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it? Norse America.

Here are some great Viking joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about Vikings.

Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
Roman soldiers are trained. But Vikings are Bjorn.
Was Henry VI a VIKing?
When a Viking ship suddenly vanishes. There’s a disturbance in the Norse.
For a Viking child to become a man they had to participate in a raid. As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.

These next funny Viking puns are some of our best jokes and puns about Vikings!

Where does a Viking clown go when they die? To ValHaHa.
What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair? Barberians.
Why did the Viking buy an old boat? He couldn’t a fjord a new one.
What is the most popular console with the Vikings? The axe-box.
Want to hear a joke about Vikings? Never mind, there’s Norway you’d laugh at it.

What does Vikings call English villages? Chopping centers.
What do you call a Viking cemetery? A grey fjord.
It might take a village to raise a child. But it only takes a Viking to raze a village.
Why do Vikings have barcodes on their ships? Its so they can scan-de-navien.
My girlfriend said if I don’t stop my obsession with Viking culture she’ll fight me to the death. “Jokes on you,” I said. “If I die in battle, I’ll go straight to Valhalla.”