25 Funny Yogurt Jokes

Here are 25 funny yogurt jokes and the best yogurt puns to crack you up. These jokes about yogurts are great jokes for kids and adults.

Yogurt puns

Here is our top list of yogurt dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about yogurts, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this yogurt humor with others.

1. What happens when yogurt is electrocuted? Culture shock.
2. Why does yogurt love going to the museum? Because it’s cultured.
3. What is a fox’s favorite dairy product? Furmented yogurt.
4. What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt? Pop culture.
5. Why does milk turn into yogurt when you take it to a museum? Because it turns into cultured milk

6. Why is yogurt so diverse? Because of all the cultures.
7. What did yogurt say to bacon? You uncultured swine.
8. What’s your brother’s yogurt called? Bro-yo
9. What did the yoghurt say to the cheese? Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.
10. Why do people love working at yogurt factories? Because of the culture.

11. Why is yogurt always in debt? Because it’s Greek.
12. What do you call supersonic yoghurt? Concurde
13. What did the yogurt say to the milk? You’re so uncultured.
14. Why did the anthropologist eat a lot of yogurt? So that he could understand culture.
15. What did Ernie say when Bert wanted to have some of his frozen yogurt? Sherbert.

Yogurt one liners

Here are some great yogurt joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about yogurts.

16. I was accused of cultural appropriation when I drank my colleague’s yoghurt.
17. Started a plan to make a yoghurt based diet but it turned sour.
18. Someone asked me if yoghurt is made from eggs. I said “no, whey!”
19. I saw the world’s largest pile of frozen yoghurt the other day. Would love to see someone top that.
20. As I walked into my local shop the other day, some bloke threw some milk, cheese, yoghurt and cream at me. How dairy!

Best yogurt jokes

These next funny yogurt puns are some of our best jokes and puns about yogurts!

21. What’s a pilot’s favorite kind of yogurt? Plain.
22. What do you call an injury you get at yoga class? Yoghurt.
23. Why does a blonde open yogurt in the store? Because the box says “Open here.
24. What do you call an overweight average ogre eating beef flavored yogurt? A mediocre meaty ogre eating meaty yogurt.
25. Did you hear about the Indian novelist made up of yogurt, cucumbers and onions? He was a paperback raita.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about yogurts, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny food puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

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• Lollipop puns
• Jokes about kebabs
• Breakfast jokes for kids