45 Funny Tuna Jokes

Here are 45 funny tuna jokes and the best tuna puns to crack you up. These jokes about tuna are great jokes for kids and adults.

Tuna puns

Here is our top list of tuna dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about tuna, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this tuna humor with others.

1. What do you call a backwards tuna? A nut.
2. Which fish is made out of 2 atoms of sodium? Tuna.
3. How do you tuna fish? You raise or lower the scales.
4. What did the tuna say when she hit a concrete wall? Dam.
5. Why did the fish sound so strange when it sang? It was autotuna-ed.

6. How do you communicate with tuna? Drop it a line.
7. What do you call half a tuna? A One-a.
8. What do you call a tuna with a monocle? Sophisticated.
9. Why did the tuna cross the road? Sushi could get to the other side.
10. Why are tuna so clever? Because they spend so much time in schools.

11. Why was the tuna embarrassed? Because the seaweed.
12. What game do fish like playing the most? Name that tuna.
13. Why don’t tuna like basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net.
14. What’s the difference between a tuna and a box? You can make a tuna roll.
15. What do you call a fish-flavored chip? A tuna-cho.

16. Why did the tuna cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.
17. What sandwiches do snowmen avoid? A tuna melt.
18. What do Timone and Pumba order in restaurants? Tuna piccata.
19. Why are tuna easy to weigh? They have their own scales.
20. Why did Brian’s romantic evening go so badly? He ate some tuna because the can said ‘Best before date.’

21. What did the tuna say when he was cleared of a crime? I’m off the hook.
22. Who does a fish call when his piano breaks? The piano tuna.
23. Why was the tuna sad about her job? She got canned.
24. Guess how many fish I got from the market? Tuna half.
25. What is the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you cannot tuna fish.

Tuna one liners

Here are some great tuna joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about tuna.

26. Dog Man don’t like tuna, But Katmandu.
27. You can’t fit inside a small metal box. But a tuna can.
28. I made a tuna salad this morning. Stupid thing didn’t even eat it.
29. The Tuna thought he was doing a great job at work. Instead, he was canned.
30. I paid a fish to come over to re-key my guitar, piano and drums. He was a professional tuna.

31. I began eating sushi at tuna-half.
32. It’s my favorite sushi restaurant in the tuna-verse.
33. A tuna sandwich walks into a bar, and the barman says. ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
34. I bought a can of tuna cat food, but there was catfish meat inside. I got catfish catfish cat fish.
35. At the office people are putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Simon.

Best tuna jokes

These next funny tuna puns are some of our best jokes and puns about tuna!

36. Where do tuna sleep? In a river bed.
37. Why did the cat stop singing? Because it was out of tuna.
38. My girlfriend hated my obsession with raw tuna. Sushi left me.
39. What is a fish’s favorite pick-up line? Tuna round and let me see that bass.
40. Why did the squirrel bury the tuna? Because if you spell it backwards, it’s a nut.

41. What is heavier than a Tuna Fish? A Threena Fish.
42. Did you hear about the evil tuna? He was rotten to his albacore.
43. Why do fishermen catch and sell so much tuna? Because they can.
44. What music should you listen to while trying to hook a tuna? Something catchy.
45. What do sushi makers have in common with Spanish pirates? They both seek fortuna.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about tuna, we hope you had a good laugh.

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