30 Funny Skunk Jokes
We don’t have skunks where I am, so the main memories I have of them are from cartoons like Pepé Le Pew in Looney Tunes! Such a good show and still funny to this day! Anyway, here is my list of skunk jokes I have been working on and refining (I got rid of the stinkers).
If you have a skunk pun, share it to me in the comments and I’ll give it a sniff.. (also why do we always sniff things we know are going smell bad.. sorry, random thought).
Skunk puns
- How do baby skunks follow their mom at night? End stinks.
- What did the skunk say when he went to church? Let us spray.
- Have you heard the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
- Why are skunks so intelligent? They have a lot of scents.
- Why wouldn’t any of the other animals vote for the skunk? His policies really stunk.
- What do you get if you cross a Christmas bell with a skunk? Jingle smells.
- What happens when the skunk wrote a book? It become a best smeller.
- What did the skunks do with their love letters? They scent them.
- What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl odour.
- What do you call a skunk falling from the sky? A stink bomb.
- Why did the skunk cross the road? To get to the odor side.
- What did Archimedes say to the Skunk? Eu reeka.
- How do you make a skunk stop smelling? Plug up its nose.
- Why don’t skunks have to pay taxes? Because they only have one scent.
- What do you get if you cross an owl with a skunk? A bird that smells, but doesn’t give a hoot.
- How does a skunk talk to his friends? On his smell phone.
- Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day ? They’re very scentimental.
- What do you call a skunk that is flying through the air? A smellicopter.
- Who is the rap artists that all skunks love? 50 scent.
Skunk one liners
- A laser-equipped skunk is called Pepé Le Pew Pew Pew.
- Skunks don’t make dollars, they make scents.
- When you cross a policeman with a skunk you will get Law and odor.
- A skunk walks into a courtroom in the middle of a trial and the judge immediately shouts, ‘odour in the court’.
- I bought a pet skunk but returned it to the pet store the following day because it didn’t make scent.
Best skunk jokes
- Yesterday I found a broken skunk. It was out of odor.
- What do you call a dead skunk? A stunk.
- What would happen if skunks lost their smell? ? They’d become ex-stinked.
- Have you read the autobiography by the skunk? Don’t bother it stinks.
- What happened to the blind skunk? She fell in love with a fart.
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