17 Funny Plum Puns
Love me a good plum, especially omega plums (they’re my fav). So next time you’re having one, take a bite out of one of these plum jokes and share it around.
All these plum puns have been curated by me and I have created a couple of my own originals in here to. If you’ve got a plum joke to share, then pop it in the comments below for everyone!
Plum puns
- Did you hear the plum joke? It was pitiful.
- Why did the elephant paint her toenails purple? So she could hide in a plum tree.
- What do you call a plum in trouble? A damson in distress.
- Why do you have a plum? I couldn’t find a date.
- What kind of decisions do plums make? Fruitful ones.
- Which fruit wears a tutu? The sugar plum fairy.
- What did the plumber do when all his work dries up? Becomes a pruner.
- What’s worse than finding a worm in a plum? Half a worm.
- How do you make a fruit farmer scream? Pinch his plum.
Plum one liners
- Working in pairs with aplomb is quite different than working in pears with a plum.
- I had a date last night. It was great and tomorrow night I’ll eat a plum instead.
- My dream business of selling purple pitted fruit and offering home water service repair will be called Plum and Plumber.
Best plum jokes
- What fruit is the fattest? A plump.
- What’s purple and fixes sinks? A plumber.
- How do you take care of a plum tree? Prune it.
- Why was the little plum upset? Because her parents were in a jam.
- Why did the worm leave the plum? Because Noah said to travel in pears.
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