30 Funny Camel Jokes

Here are 30 funny camel jokes and the best camel puns to crack you up. These jokes about camels are great camel jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of camel dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about camels, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this camel humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about camels that are also awesome camel jokes for adults and kids to be told!

What is sweet and walks across a desert? A Caramel.
What do you call a camel that cries? A Humpback-wail.
What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey.
What do you call a camel reciting Shakespeare? A drama-dary.
What’s different between riding a camel and a horse? Camel riding has its ups and downs.

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic? Llamanated.
What do you call a camel that looks the same from both directions? A palindromedary.
What Christmas carol do camels sing? O’ Camel ye faithful.
What did the camel say to the oasis? I will never desert you.
How does a camel go across the desert without going hungry? Because of all the sand-wiches there.

What did the camel say to the Sahara? Long time no sea.
Why do camels blend in so well to their surroundings? They use camel-flage.
What is a camel’s favorite place to visit? Camel-bodia.
Did you hear about the camel accused of stock fraud? He was guilty of a hump-and-dump scheme.
What is brown, hairy, lives in the desert, has four legs, two humps, and is full of concrete? A camel. We put in the concrete to make the riddle harder.

Here are some great camel joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about camels.

Don’t worry about it, camel take care of that.
That camel loves to gossip. She’s a real drama dairy.
When camels need medicine, they go to the fur-macy.
I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once. It had its ups and downs.
Riding a camel really isn’t as hard as they say it is. Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.

A popular celebrity amongst camels is Camel-ron Diaz.
Nobody could believe that the be-camel sauce was dairy free.
A zookeeper called a coworker at home and said they were out of camel food. The zookeeper at home said, “Alpaca lunch.
A camel can work all week without drinking. A man can drink all week without working.
A woman rides through the desert on her camel. She drops her water bottle and her camel falls over and dies. It was the straw that broke the camel’s back.