50 Funny Butterfly Jokes

Here are 50 funny butterfly jokes and the best butterfly puns to crack you up. These jokes about butterflies are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of butterfly dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about butterflies, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this butterfly humor with others.

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• Butterfly puns
• Butterfly one liners
• Best butterfly jokes
• Final thoughts

Butterfly puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about butterflies that are also awesome butterfly jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What do you call a butterfly with no wings? A caterpillar.
2. What do you call a butterfly that can fly faster than any other butterflies? A betterfly.
3. What did the butterfly say to the very shy cocoon? “Trust me It’ll be more fun once you’re out of your shell.”
4. What do you call it when a butterfly rules over a kingdom? A monarchy.
5. How do butterflies gather? In-sects.

6. Why was the spider so nervous? Because he had butterflies in his stomach.
7. Why didn’t the butterfly go to the dance? Because it was a mothball.
8. What did the butterfly say when it got attacked? I butterfly away.
9. What do you call a butterfly that eats other butterflies? Hannibal Nectar.
10. What did the butterfly say to the caterpillar? Hey. You look familiar.

11. Why was the butterfly so moody? It was that time of the moth.
12. How could you tell a butterfly is nervous? They flutter.
13. What happened to the butterfly that ate too much marble? He shaterpillar.
14. Why did the girl want to have caterpillars as pets? Because it gives her butterflies.
15. What do you call the leader of all of the butterfly kingdoms? A Monarch.

16. Why was the caterpillar always on social media? Because it wanted to become a social butterfly.
17. Why did the fly go to the hospital? For the doctor to make it get “butter“.
18. Why can’t butterflies turn their heads? They don’t have neck-tar.
19. Why did the kid throw butter out the window? To see the butter… fly.
20. What do you call a moth in a supermarket? I can’t believe it’s not butterfly.

21. What did the butterfly say when they saw a predator? “I butterfly away.”
22. How many A.D.D. Kids does it take to? Oooh look, a butterfly.
23. What do you call a giant butterfly that doesn’t lives in a city? An urban moth.
24. Why couldn’t the caterpillar get into the butterfly garden? Because it didn’t have enough change.
25. What looks like half a butterfly? The other half.

26. Why do butterflies always have a date? Because they are big flutters.
27. Why do butterflies always have good TV reception? They have two antennas.
28. Did you hear about the butterfly that ate too many stones? He shat-a-pillar.
29. What do you call it when an insect has a hardware fetish? A butterfly nut.
30. While escaping from the police, what did one bug say to the other? You butterfly.

31. Need anything special to catch a Russian butterfly? Nyet.
32. There’s one thing in this world that always gives you butterflies? Caterpillars.
33. What is a proboscis? Nobody nose.
34. What looks like half a caterpillar? The other half.
35. How do caterpillars swim? They do the butterfly.

Butterfly one liners

Here are some great butterfly joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about butterflies.

36. You’ll have to tell butterf-lies than that to fool me.
37. Watch out, it’s the monarch.
38. I’m too fly. I have butter things to do.
39. The two caterpillars broke up because one changed.
40. I butterfly away.

41. Did you here about he kingdom of butterflies? It was a Monarchy.
42. Throw butter in the air to make butter-fly.
43. My wife said: ‘Did you know butterflies only live for one day?’ I said: ‘That’s a myth.’ She said: ‘No, it’s definitely a butterfly.
44. When a caterpillar swims, it does the butterfly.
45. My friend dared me to act like a butterfly for $50. I thought it was worth a flutter.

Best butterfly jokes

These next funny butterfly puns are some of our best jokes and puns about butterflies!

46. How do insects swim? Using the butterfly stroke.
47. What’s the opposite of Butterfly? Margarine-walk.
48. How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach? Stop eating caterpillars.
49. What is a caterpillar’s favorite dance move? The butterfly.
50. What does a chatty caterpillar become? A social butterfly.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about butterflies, we hope you had a good laugh.

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